Nicer three word story - Condensed

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Toad_Sticker - I will try one more time. Add your 3 words but please no attacks on other posters. And try to keep the story flowing...this is lost on some people

Trees look sad

doubleeagle - When they wilt
unclesam - because of the
Cattails - heat and humidity
BillyKoda - , then the cool
nancy1340 - brings the Fall
Toad_Sticker - down the stairs
wvpeach1963 - no trees allowed
Rogue33 - it's pretty sad
Booker - its real sad
Rogue33 - not sad enough
Booker - this is true
Rogue33 - let it go
txanne63 - Replant said trees
wvpeach - trees need allowed
Rogue33 - go for flowers
Booker - to be planted....
wvpeach - just before winter
Rogue33 - no way man
Toad_Sticker - on the plain

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BillyKoda - CHAPTER II TITLE "Try to make the story flow and make sense!"

On January 1st

Toad_Sticker - I went fishing
BillyKoda - on the ice
BillyKoda - , tacklebox in hand,
Toad_Sticker - with no shoes
BillyKoda - regretting the decision
lost1 -very little booze
alma - Feet got cold
BillyKoda - but thankfully we
Rogue33 - bought more booze
DonnaKay - got some sense
BillyKoda - and started augging
alma - Put shoes on
Rogue33 - to begin clogging
DonnaKay - but the ice
wvpeach1963 - froze the booze
Toad_Sticker - it was cheap
DonnaKay - so i cried
Rogue33 - need more booze
Toad_Sticker - the fish lept
Bwana - into my bucket
Toad_Sticker - full of green
Bwana - peas and potatos
Rogue33 - Schlitz Malt Liquor
Rogue33 - sure sounds good
hayes2258 - on a hot
Toad_Sticker - Tar roof over
Bwana - one room shack
Rogue33 - in the desert
Toad_Sticker - without any good
alma - honey to love
Rogue33 - it's sticky anyways
Whiskey D. - smeared on your
wvpeach1963 - fish guts and booze
Whiskey D. - Then we pulled
Toad_Sticker - the starter rope
Rogue33 - started the lawnmower
Whiskey D. - ran over booze
wvpeach1963 - got lawnmower DUI >:(
unclesam - then vomited on
DonnaKay - cop's shiny shoes
unclesam - he then said
unclesam - respect my authoritaw
kaijafon - Five tickets later;
Cattails -all sobered up,
lost1 - sickner a pup
Toad_Sticker - crawled home and
Vinland - Got the canoe ;)

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wvpeach1963 - headed for creek
longshot - hid more booze
wvpeach1963 - done with drinking!!!
longshot - someone stole booze
kaijafon - chased outta there
lost1 - gone to where
danville - there are no
Faye - places to hide
kaijafon - from thrown pies.
Cattails - He fell into
MarechalNiel - a fitful stupor
Toad_Sticker - before the cops
spygrl - drew their guns
Toad_Sticker - when they really
unclesam - needed to change
unclesam - their soiled diapers
gypho - What a stench!
Rogue33 - those liberal are
Toad_Sticker - when they toss
unclesam - their cookies on
unclesam - the cop's shoes
unclesam - applauded by everyone!
Cattails - The cop's dog
unclesam - ate the vomit
kaijafon - then tried licking
StatHaldol - ...the cop's baton
kaijafon - and everyone's faces
spygrl - Mace sprayed at
kaijafon - but we hosed
lost1 - From nose to toes
spygrl - the story goes
unclesam - down the tubes.
Toad_Sticker - but now revives
kaijafon - with bluest skies
DonnaKay - on the beach<br>
Toad_Sticker - east of the
gypho - ....muddy, mighty Mississippi.
DonnaKay - We ate fish
Bwana - guts and all
gypho - scales and fins
DonnaKay - then gagged and
Toad_Sticker - swallowed a big
gypho - peeled raw potato
DonnaKay - it got stuck
gypho - in the middle
Toad_Sticker - somewhere above the
Bwana - left turn signal
gypho - and between the
DonnaKay - gas and break
Toad_Sticker - called 911 and

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gypho - they just laughed
Bwana - said Ize funny
gypho - then mumbled something
Toad_Sticker - about being a
gypho - few bricks shy...
hayes2258 - of a load
gypho - Then they turned
Toad_Sticker - the clock back
gypho - thirty-five minutes
hayes2258 - in order to
Cattails - have a square-dance.
gypho - But when I
Toad_Sticker - ate my crawdads
gypho - with my fingers
hayes2258 - I dripped the
Whiskey D. - booze and fish guts
hayes2258 - all over my
Toad_Sticker - new bright red
gypho - high-topped sneakers.
hayes2258 - I was really
outsideman1 - drunk on beer<br>
gypho - when I fell
Toad_Sticker - off the bridge
outsideman1 - into the creek
lost1 - sober and wet
hayes2258 - dripping all over
Hallo - laughing out loud
outsideman1 - because my pants
DonnaKay - were around my
kaijafon - withers, but I
ZOOBEAR - danced a jig
hayes2258 - dried myself natural
kaijafon - but couldn't find
hayes2258 - my undies anywhere!
sluggermn - what a shame!<br>
lost1 - I don't care
Hallo - it's the weekend
Toad_Sticker - so I started
Cattails - for the nearest
kaijafon - place for pool
Hallo - with sawdust on
Toad_Sticker - my hair because
lost1 - my head leaked
DonnaKay - I stuffed it
unclesam - into my wig
Toad_Sticker - so it wouldn't
lost1 - slowly bubble over
DonnaKay - into my soup
Toad_Sticker - full of greasy
hayes2258 - nuts and bolts

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wvpeach1963 - very yucky soup
Toad_Sticker - but very good
lost1 - pot hole filler
gypho - for the road.
hayes2258 - Next I started
gypho - up the hill
kaijafon - singing all the
gypho - 70's love songs
Toad_Sticker - in harmony with
gypho - that sleazy man
kaijafon - who was chasing
hayes2258 - everything in skirts.
lost1 - but, he didn't
wvpeach1963 - run fast enough
Toad_Sticker - because he had
lost1 - a wooden leg
hayes2258 - that had cracks
wvpeach1963 - made him limp
unclesam - as a booger.
wvpeach1963 - Ran in woods
unclesam - down the hill
Booker - ran into gerbils
Toad_Sticker - with big knives
unclesam - killing a snake.
gypho - His wooden leg
Toad_Sticker - popped off and
Whiskey D. - Went up his
gypho - right shirt sleeve
unclesam - |into his arm
lost1 - gave him a legup
spygrl - between a beaver
kaijafon - and a rattler
gypho - but he didn't
wvpeach1963 - get the girl ;D
spygrl - red flares glowing
Toad_Sticker - in the window
gypho -made him mad
lost1 - and so upset
Toad_Sticker - with his gerbil
DonnaKay - in his pocket
Whiskey D. - and his ukulele
Lupine_II - missing a string
Toad_Sticker - sounded funny to
hayes2258 - the pied piper
Toad_Sticker - Minus his rats
kaijafon - that ran off
Toad_Sticker - to chase the
kaijafon - Big town CAT!
lost1 - was a mistake
hayes2258 - playing ukelele while

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nancy1340 - pondering my fate
kaijafon - and tossing pies!
nancy1340 - inta da wind   -- ( Ok so I cheated, so sue me!)  ;D
wvpeach1963 - Fart smelled bad. >:(
kaijafon - They flew EVERYWHERE
TNDadx4 - and landed on
Toad_Sticker - A big purple
hayes2258 - mushroom in my
wvpeach1963 - big yellow submarine.
lost1 - which quickly sank
kaijafon - Like subway sandwiches
spygrl - shiny metalic reflection
Marissa - on rebelgals car
unclesam - the General Lee.
lost1 - four flat tires
kaijafon - still goin' strong
txanne63 - that odeferous smell
nancy1340 - traced back to
txanne63 - lady languishing still
Toad_Sticker - wishes she was
daphodil - buying new tires
wvpeach1963 - went to panhandle
spygrl - will it end?
spygrl - I heard crying
nancy1340 - Oh poor me
txanne63 - a crinkled brow
lost1 - Gee, what now!
txanne63 -buttons came undone
kaijafon - rolling in hay
txanne63 - stretched lazily out
kaijafon - smokin' a cigar
txanne63 - staring at him
nancy1340 - I think that
kaijafon - I'll have another
txanne63 - bite of grass
kaijafon - in my brownies
txanne63 -with mud caked
lost1 - on my face
Toad_Sticker - since I can't
hayes2258 - put on makeup
kaijafon - like a clowns
txanne63 - funny rare face
kaijafon - but I fit
nancy1340 - with this crowd
kaijafon - 'cause I'm silly
spygrl - don't Billy ....don't!
DonnaKay - You stepped in
spygrl - magic glue blue
lost1 - broke your shoe
txanne63 - racing the moon

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hayes2258 - and sliding down
txanne63 - the gumdrop trail
nancy1340 - Better sober up
txanne63 - for the fairy
hayes2258 - doesn't like whiskey
spygrl - had to hold
kaijafon - my frog closer
DonnaKay - TO MY NOSE
kaijafon - for kisses because
DonnaKay - he asked me
Bwana - But I said
DonnaKay - I don't kiss
Bwana - on first dates
DonnaKay - e died laughing
txanne63 - my warts grow
DonnaKay - when i lie
txanne63 - when I cry
Toad_Sticker - next to the
txanne63 - loved by froggie
kaijafon - no prince though
txanne63 - he was alone
Toad_Sticker - but his pig
txanne63 - had funny stripes
spygrl - polka dancing too
lost1 - played the pipes
txanne63 - with his toes
nancy1340 - then his nose
kaijafon - hankies were available
spygrl - <sniffle>.....but......why?.....I.....
Toad_Sticker - couldn't smell the
kaijafon - stink good scent
txanne63 - but he danced
kaijafon - all night long!
Toad_Sticker - right up until
kaijafon - the gas line
txanne63 - was frozen solid
Toad_Sticker - since it had
txanne63 - marbles surrounding it
kaijafon - in pretty colors
spygrl - magenta, purple and blues........
txanne63 - sparkleing glittering dazzling
gypho - but very sticky
lost1 - just like glue
gypho - All at once,
lost1 - it broke loose
wvpeach1963 - Boom  it exploded.
Toad_Sticker - parts flew everywhere :o
gypho - Then I saw
txanne63 - a gunman appear
gypho - and he wore

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txanne63 -spangles sparkles glitter
gypho - all over his
txanne63 - horse saddle clothes
gypho -but not his
txanne63 - mysterious cloaked mystery
gypho - that surrounded him
lost1 - |kinda like fog
Toad_Sticker - on a stormy
gypho - umid night. But,
wvpeach1963 - I jumped him
DonnaKay - with a banana
Toad_Sticker - in my pocket
lost1 - because of appeal
scoutinlife - what a trill
hayes2258 - The fog thickened
kaijafon - spooky music played
txanne63 - And something bit
nancy1340 - my lilly white
txanne63 - lace edged hanky
hayes2258 - that was sticking
txanne63 - to her forehead
gypho - because it was
Toad_Sticker - soaked with greasy
gypho - slimy, crud from
lost1 - bag balm creme
nancy1340 - that old heffer
gypho - knew it would
txanne63 - would stink up
gypho - my whole place.
txanne63 - with perfect pitch
Toad_Sticker - balanced on her
txanne63 - tiny little pinkie
gypho -she turned cartwheels
nancy1340 - in the ochard
tnhunter - passed the peas
gypho - and swallowed the
lost1 - fresh goat cheese
hayes2258 - which created gas
txanne63 - which she quickly
nancy1340 - blamed on ..................................Annie
txanne63 - annie didnt blush
hayes2258 - but got revenge
txanne63 - beer and egg
Whiskey D. - Cabbage and beans
gypho - chili and bologna
kaijafon - OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDNNNNNNNNEEEEESSSSS!
kaijafon - Massive explosion nearing
nancy1340 - It's peacful now
kaijafon - Not for long!
nancy1340 - Dang! Too good

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Toad_Sticker - I burped when
kaijafon - I couldn't contain
txanne63 - my efferfesant tummy
Toad_Sticker - it was really
gypho - much too much
lost1 - hard to contain
Toad_Sticker - it smelled like
txanne63 - old wet barn
Marissa -full of stinky
Whiskey D. - wet dogs and sweatsocks
txanne63 - rottentattersalso
nancy1340 - Stinky we know
Cattails - does not describe
kaijafon - suffocating foul stenches
nancy1340 - but the flowers
Toad_Sticker - looked like fuzzy
hayes2258 - little beach balls
txanne63 - with tassels hanging
kaijafon - of toe jam
txanne63 - in the moonlight
Toad_Sticker - werewolves howling at
txanne63 - the sopano singing
hayes2258 - offkey as usual
Cattails - |earplugs worked ok
spygrl - Full moon out
kaijafon - makes the weirdo's
gypho - hair stand up
spygrl - gel slicked hair   8)
gypho - that looks like
txanne63 - balls of fuzz
Toad_Sticker - catching on fire
gypho - from the ends
txanne63 - twinkles popped out
gypho - crackling and popping
txanne63 - smelling of lavender
hayes2258 - alling from the
gypho - gel-plastered scalp
Toad_Sticker - looking like shrivled
txanne63 - dried up mushrooms
gypho - under cow patties
txanne63 - blossoming out beautifuly
Toad_Sticker - like petunias when
gypho - Spring rains arrive.
hayes2258 - Cow patties also
gypho - make black chalk
spygrl - not for BBQ-ing   ;D ;D ;D
Toad_Sticker - but good for
gypho - playing hop-scotch.
txanne63 - And chunking far
gypho - across the pond

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hayes2258 - like skipping stones
Toad_Sticker - making little rings
kaijafon - but don't wear
gypho - their blue tu-tu's
hayes2258 - or you might --- (is it me or is this not making much sense..lol)
BigBoy - get the Blues
Toad_Sticker -and greens mixed
hayes2258 - and get turquiose
lost1 - which might be
Toad_Sticker - mistaken for hard
gypho - semi-precious gemstones.
lost1 - that sparkle plenty
hayes2258 - in the moonlight
Cattails - by the bay.
gypho - But when the
scoutinlife - light's go out
Toad_Sticker - spooky sounds always
hayes2258 - scare the crap
txanne63 - pea green twirlers
lost1 - light summer breeze
scoutinlife - from the south
lost1 - perfume of honey-suckle
Marissa - smells so good!!!
gypho - Then they waltzed
Cattails - around and around
kaijafon - all fell down
Toad_Sticker - a dark well
kaijafon - that led to
gypho - a winding staircase
scoutinlife - to the stars
ZOOBEAR - STOP THIS MADNESS
hayes2258 - cried the white
hayes2258 - rabbit, I am
gypho - about to hurl
lost1 - better watch out
scoutinlife - dog is out
lost1 - Time to run!!!!!!!
Toad_Sticker - Gird up your
gypho - britches, man!  It's
Cattails - time to go
hayes2258 - have a drink
Cattails - of some good
gypho - cool, ice tea.
scoutinlife - with lemon please
Cattails - and lotsa sugar
Toad_Sticker - 0sweet tea is
kaijafon - a main staple
Cattails - in the south
Toad_Sticker - of France during
scoutinlife - the great war

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nancy1340 - over who's right
gypho - about sweet tea.
nancy1340 - I like pie
gypho - with ice cream
Cattails - and chocolate chips
Toad_Sticker - jalapeno's too !!! So
hayes2258 - be ready to
txanne63 - defend tea rights
lost1 - or drink whiskey
hayes2258 - straight from the
gypho - aged bourbon barrels.
lost1 - not too bad
gypho - if you're drunk
lost1 - N you aughta be
kaijafon - if opera is
Toad_Sticker - playing when you
txanne63 - eat peanut brittle
kaijafon - when writing silly
lost1 - lumberjack love songs
hayes2258 - to your girlfriend
lost1 - who's 6' 7"
hayes2258 - and can pack
Hallo - a big lunch
DonnaKay - of fried chicken
hayes2258 - and frogs legs
kaijafon - she shot herself
nancy1340 - in the foot
hayes2258 - because she wasn't
lost1 - dancing fast enough
gypho - |in the pig-pen
txanne63 - while roosters crowed
gypho - to the song...
txanne63 - To St.James Infirmary [[
Toad_Sticker - while John Wayne
Cattails - rode his horse
scoutinlife - into the sunset
Cattails - and fell off
scoutinlife - drew his pistol
nancy1340 - premature..............................shot was
Cattails - short of target.
Toad_Sticker - but hit the
gypho - ugliest man alive
nancy1340 - standing next to
kaijafon - the fattest ham
txanne63 - Surrounded by taters
Cattails - and green beans
Toad_Sticker - corn puddin too!!!
txanne63 - the wind whining
gypho - just like banshees
333 - on their way

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gypho - from Hell's portals
Cattails - to neighborhood kitchens
txanne63 - green bean casseroles
gypho - and tater pies...
lost1 - covered with flies
Cattails - carrying them away
lost1 - no crumb left
txanne63 - |on gossimer wings
lost1 - strange looking things
gypho - are those pies...
txanne63 - dimpled and crusty
Cattails - sweet and savory
Toad_Sticker - Then the Duke
kaijafon - said "Pies? anyone?"
Rogue33 - not for me
txanne63 - I am hefty
lost1 - Shoo fly pie?
Toad_Sticker - in the sky
hayes2258 - with the Eagles
Cattails - hunting for rabbits
txanne63 - cute and fuzzy
kaijafon - jumping into pies
gypho - makes fur stick
Cattails - to sticky fingers.
gypho - Suddenly, a cat
Cattails - jumps on ya
hayes2258 - scares the rabbits
Toad_Sticker - out of their
gypho - brer-patch holes.
lost1 - going over the
Rogue33 - big green hill
lost1 - likea streak of
Toad_Sticker - rubber burned on
gypho - fallen autumn leaves,
Cattails - crushing the acorns
spygrl - squirrels and chipmonks  
gypho - |use for food
spygrl - don't touch it!
Cattails - still might bite
gypho - those acorns anyway
hayes2258 - because they taste
hayes2258 - like good nuts
wvpeach1963 - heads cracked open
wvpeach1963 - evil stepmom ate
Cattails - me - are suppose to.
hayes2258 - Everyone likes them
nancy1340 - all good nuts
Cattails - have good insides
nancy1340 - and make good
hayes2258 - pies for me!

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nancy1340 - and friend's here
scoutinlife - with coffee Please
Cattails - good pecan pies
nancy1340 - can't be beat
lost1 - to add flab
nancy1340 - Not too much
Toad_Sticker - or I will
gypho - hug you, silly!
hayes2258 - Lots of hugs
gypho - for my buddies,
nancy1340 - We're still here
kaijafon - makin' allkindssssa pies! --- (sorry, I had ta cheat!  LOL!)
gypho - I like pecan,
nancy1340 - Buttermilk too so
hayes2258 - sit a spell
spygrl - don't forget to
gypho - getta cuppa joe...
kaijafon - with plenty sugar,
Cattails - really full now.  
hayes2258 - We love company
gypho - |over to cook
Toad_Sticker - with pointy stick
gypho - over big bonfires
Cattails - hotdogs and marshmellows
nancy1340 - Count me in!
gypho - The fun's just
hayes2258 - beginning around here
Cattails - OK let's go
spygrl - get a hamburger
lost1 - a cold beer
nancy1340 - and chili fries
gypho - with EXTRA cheese.....
nancy1340 - but no PIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  :o
kaijafon - KERRRRRSPPPLAAAATTTT~!  YES, PIES!
hayes2258 - I got hit!
nancy1340 - Well you dummy
gypho - ya shoulda DUCKED!!!
kaijafon - I saw duckers
gypho - as Kellie's arm
spygrl - blistered, bleeding, oozing....... :P
lost1 - quite a fright
Cattails - but who won?
hayes2258 - Winners get pie
gypho - and smooches from
lost1 - Oprah Winfreys puppy
Cattails - Ooooh...that's nice. :D
kaijafon - slobbery kisses are
gypho - SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun...
spygrl - kiss me here..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cattails - I don't dare :o

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kaijafon - sounding somewhat quirkey
lost1 - maybe just weird
Cattails - like a fox
lost1 - in a box
gypho - playing with rocks
spygrl - with dread locks
Toad_Sticker - eating smoked lox
gypho - with an ox
kaijafon - wearing red socks
nancy1340 - on a settee
spygrl - Waiting, just waiting........
Cattails - for Prince Charming
spygrl - on a stallion
kaijafon - heroines don't need
gypho - to be rescued...
Cattails - just lifted up
kaijafon - dusted off and
lost1 - put to work
gypho - as Amazon Warriors.   :o :o :o ;)
Cattails - They fight anyone
nancy1340 - are honor bound
gypho - have no fear,
kaijafon - underdog is here!
Cattails - Please save me
spygrl - from the pies!
lost1 - came the cries
Stonewall - of you guys
lost1 - of every size
nancy1340 - more or less
lost1 -Who would guess?
spygrl - I don't know
Cattails - you need mojo
lost1 - or justa go
nancy1340 - To the banquet
lost1 - free for all
hayes2258 - don't you call
lost1 - until this fall
spygrl - paint the wall
Cattails - then play ball
hayes2258 - we're rhyming ya'll!
lost1 - and standing tall!!
nancy1340 - But still standing
lost1 - ever ever demanding
nancy1340 - selfish pleasures for
Cattails - such little cost
kaijafon - Did you hear
kaijafon - the hot wind
kaijafon - blowing through the
gypho - twisted, gnarly oaks?
lost1 - bawdy, colorful jokes

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kaijafon - that make no
nancy1340 - no one cry
spygrl - OH....please...try....
lost1 - makes time fly
kaijafon - like bats outta
nancy1340 - the belfree at

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the Taj Mahal

[gypho]

...splendored towers rising,

[lost1]

in misty fog

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atop weathered dunes.

[lost1]

among haunted tombs

[gypho]

where ancient Kings

[Toad_Sticker]

bursting with misty

[Toad_Sticker]

mountains rising near

[Cattails]

and lotsa ghosts

[spygrl]

humid air looms

[Mysticdream44]

I see phantoms

[Toad_Sticker]

with green faces

[Cattails]

that like to

[gypho]

reside in exotic

[spygrl]

tranquil, serene huts

[gypho]

while playing banjos

[Cattails]

But at night

[gypho]

the phantoms sang

[Toad_Sticker]

old buck owens

[lost1]

songs about whiskey

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and loose women.

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The next morning

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I awoke to

[lost1]

a terrific hangover

[gypho]

and an empty

[lost1]

diet Pepsi can

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riddled with holes

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froma #2 pencil

[Toad_Sticker]

poked while dancing

[gypho]

the Rhumba with

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Buck Owens and

[gypho]

Ozzy Osbourne. Then

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the nightmare began

[gypho]

as Ozzie's teeth

[spygrl]

biting a rat

[Toad_Sticker]

fell right onto

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his bathroom toliet.

[gypho]

He looked around

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reached into the

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comode yelling "SHARON!!!!"

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next time please

[gypho]

remind me to

[Toad_Sticker]

pull them out

[gypho]

before I try

[lost1]

singing a tune

[spygrl]

with Lita Ford

(Close My Eyes Forever) 8) 8)

[gypho]

in the "john"... ;D

[Toad_Sticker]

Wanye theater wilst

[lost1]

you do confuse

[Toad_Sticker]

not on purpose

[lost1]

but very strange

[Toad_Sticker]

way to say

[gypho]

"I gotta go." :o

;D

[lost1]

yaba daba doo

[Toad_Sticker]

with nuts and

[gypho]

chocolate covered popcorn

[lost1]

puts on weight

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around the waist

[spygrl]

having a sweet

[lost1]

tooth really hurts

[gypho]

when you're dieting. >:(

[lost1]

hard to lose

[Toad_Sticker]

your way to

[gypho]

the refrigerator when

[Toad_Sticker]

you're dieing for

[gypho]

ooey, gooey CHOCOLATE. :o :o :o

[lost1]

and diet Coke

[Toad_Sticker]

with cold black

[gypho]

plums, and green

[lost1]

eggs and ham

[Toad_Sticker]

with swirls of

[gypho]

caramel and almonds

[Toad_Sticker]

smothered in blue

[Cattails]

berries and cream

[lost1]

with a side

[Toad_Sticker]

of rock hard

[lost1]

sardines and catsup

[Cattails]

tasted very good

[gypho]

Oh! the horror!

[lost1]

of over eating

[Toad_Sticker]

when you're already

[spygrl]

puked two times

[Cattails]

in the woods

[Toad_Sticker]

with bears and

[lost1]

a cold beer

[spygrl]

a sausage and

[12vman]

A geritol martini.

[gypho]

Later, you can

[Toad_Sticker]

hunt with your

[gypho]

dogs while they

[lost1]

terrorize the neighborhood

[spygrl]

growling, barking, and

[12vman]

squirtin' down hydrants

[gypho]

and chasin' cats

[lost1]

Run and hide

[Toad_Sticker]

storm troopers are

[gypho]

gunnin' down cockroaches

[Toad_Sticker]

with laser guided

[Cattails]

bow and arrows

[spygrl]

ping, boink, target......

[nancy1340]

arrows on target

[gypho]

hit the centers

[lost1]

and quickly deflate

[gypho]

all the bubbles :(

[Toad_Sticker]

that arose from

[gypho]

bursting cockroaches. After

[spygrl]

squishy guts were

[lost1]

sticking on feet

[gypho]

the bubbles began

[lost1]

high pitched screaming

[Toad_Sticker]

with choruses of

[12vman]

Frank Sinatra oozing

[Toad_Sticker]

unmelodiously out of

[spygrl]

a tin can

[12vman]

Full of Marshmallows.

[lost1]

A dill pickle

[Toad_Sticker]

is a funny

[lost1]

and very strange

[12vman]

item when covered

[Cattails]

with axle grease

[spygrl]

gritty flavor but

[lost1]

better than tofu

[Toad_Sticker]

on a stick

[gypho]

with hot sauce.

[Toad_Sticker]

sure makes your

[nancy1340]

beer taste better

[Toad_Sticker]

than old soggy

[gypho]

and moldy bread

[lost1]

or a chocolate mouse

[gypho]

with whipped cream

[Toad_Sticker]

and rat guts

[lost1]

a big burp

[gypho]

will help loosen

[Toad_Sticker]

rusty bolts and

[gypho]

shoe laces, although

[Whiskey_D.]

rusty nuts and

[lost1]

other like things

[Toad_Sticker]

are almost always

[lost1]

give you gasss

[Toad_Sticker]

in a can

[gypho]

that's highly pressurized

[lost1]

and will kill

[gypho]

any heated object

[Toad_Sticker]

that is sprayed

[gypho]

upside down underneath

[Toad_Sticker]

a cows udder

[lost1]

udder than whut?

[Toad_Sticker]

thats the question

[lost1]

to be or

[spygrl]

to be without

[gypho]

flammable pressurized containers

[lost1]

full of rye

[gypho]

plus wheat chaff

[lost1]

rye whiskey I cried

[gypho]

( I heard ya! )

[lost1]

if I don't

[Toad_Sticker]

smell something soon

[lost1]

it wasn't me

[Toad_Sticker]

but it was

[spygrl]

rotted limburger cheese

[Toad_Sticker]

spread on a

[gypho]

thin wheat cracker

[lost1]

a real lip smacker

[spygrl]

light the firecrackers

[Toad_Sticker]

ring the bells

[gypho]

and eat heartily!

[lost1]

very strange party

[spygrl]

sitting on eggshells

[Toad_Sticker]

trying to sing

[lost1]

but everyone left

[Toad_Sticker]

right left right

[gypho]

at home with

[lost1]

beer and pretzels

[Whiskey_D.]

boiled eggs and cabbage

[Toad_Sticker]

ahem three words

[lost1]

three little words????

[gypho]

for each person

[Toad_Sticker]

to write here

[ozarkinit]

never ever stops

[spygrl]

work, play, laugh

[lost1]

gets kinda addictive

[Toad_Sticker]

if you keep

[lost1]

drinking heavy and

[Toad_Sticker]

writing three words

[lost1]

but, who cares?

[Toad_Sticker]

not I said

[lost1]

The Masked Toad

[Toad_Sticker]

has been stuck

[lost1]

and is really

[Toad_Sticker]

flopping around with

[lost1]

fits of laughter

[Toad_Sticker]

about this thread

[lost1]

or maybe the

[disleksic]

drug induced state

[lost1]

brought on buy

[gypho]

dragonflies he ate

[lost1]

or maybe the

[gypho]

lilypads were tilted...

[sinylouwho]

come play with

[Toad_Sticker]

my crooked little.....

[lost1]

strange mind games