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Gwynyvyr
10-28-2006, 04:08 AM
As it is my 50th, my gift requests have, of course, included the traditional offering of two 25 yr old male virgins. My friends seem to be having a problem with that one, although they said there is a good chance they can procur me ONE 20 yr old male virgin.
Ehhhhh...at least they are trying!

Anyway, this time tomorrow, I should be happily imbibing homemade mead, elderberry wine and Polish Babuni (traditional Polish wine-like substance with a HUGE kick!), dressed as a sexy/horrific vampire and working (for fun) at a local *spook trail*, then off to a costume party at a local bar (first prize is a HEARSE with a mega-stereo system installed in a casket in the back).
My date for the evening is the actual 20 yr old male virgin procurred for me, who will be elegantly dressed as a sexy/horrific male vampire.

Sunday evening is another party at a friends house, where I get to wear my Ren faire finery..
I go back to work Monday night...will get to dress in costume Tuesday night per my bosses go-ahead...Ren faire stuff again...

So, raise a glass for me tomorrow night...50 down and 50 to go, baby!
My ride is only half over...and if the next 50 is as chaotic as the first, it's gonna be a blast!
sinylouwho
10-28-2006, 04:40 AM
Happy 50th dear Gwyn :) And if you find that 25 year old virgin** My the ride be a long and adventuresome one. ;). Have wonder full day and Happy Halloween
Siny
Rick
10-28-2006, 05:13 AM
Happy Birthday, Gwynnie.

Take it easy on the poor unsuspecting lad.

:o :o :o

;D
MNMOM
10-28-2006, 12:34 PM
Great picture, Gwyn. Birthday wishes coming at you.
Arkansas_Fat_Man
10-29-2006, 04:02 AM
;) Happy Birthday ! And please take it easy on the boy. Or he might not live to be 50. Hope you have a great weekend & a Happy Halloween to boot ! See Ya ! A.F.M. ;D
tufhelp
10-29-2006, 04:07 AM
Welcome to the aches and pains years! Harpy Bifday and many happy returns of the day...

Tufhelp & Lindawoman
Morning_Owl
10-29-2006, 05:38 AM
Happy birthday Gwynyvyr. I'm not much into virgins myself they don't know what their doing and I hate training. I'm lazy that way I guess. Diana Krull my one of my favorite blues singers says "I'm looking for a man to hold me, not some fool to ask me why" Any way I hope you have a great birthday and maybe win the hearse.


PS.
When your done training him, let me know ;D
MYellowRose
10-30-2006, 07:58 AM
Happy Birthday Gwynn! ;D Don't know that I'd actually want another 50 in the future though. I'm just hoping for another 20 or so, I'll be happy to leave this old would at about 80 years of age, not the centry mark of 100! :o
Gwynyvyr
10-30-2006, 08:15 AM
Just staggered home about an hour ago...
Everyone survived...
Didn't win costume contest.
He was male and 20 and thats as far as I am going with that.. ::)
Only got in one arguement over the weekend...clearly a record for me!
Behaved myself darn well, according to what I was told...
knight88
10-31-2006, 02:06 AM
Happy 50th girl, sorry way am beyond the age you specified, besides if you had the young one you would be forced to act as teacher. Remember sometimes age iand experience outdo the youth and lack of experience. Anyhow I hope it was wonderful for you, enjoy the next 50.. Andy