The Moon should be outlawed

[Mark_and_Nicole]

This moon we have is showing itself to be a lot of trouble. First, with its authoritarian control of our seasons, telling us just when the seasons must change, no if's and's or but's. When we reach out to make contact, it gives us nothing but the cold shoulder. It causes massive destruction by inducing major attacks on human kind by sending tidal waves, earthquakes, and volcanoes. Millions of lives are lost because of its gravitational pull and the consequences. The moon is also responsible for dumping huge amounts of pollutants into our air. Every time a volcanoe goes off, stuff like CO is dumped out (a leading cause of global warming, you may observe) and we end up with the cleaning bill. No concern for OUR enviroment at all! It even sent our own Earth into a tail spin long ago we may never be able to stop, and constantly watches over us (very Big Brother.) It affects the mental health of the most confused and misunderstood of our communities.
I say this tyrant must be stopped! We can no longer live under it's watchful eye 24-7! Write to your represantative in the White House today!

Nicole

[Mark_and_Nicole]

See, I see its already messed up the time posting ON THIS VERY BOARD! Its a whole new conspiracy.Don't leave it to your neighbors to take action. You already know they won't, hard working 9-5 families of sheeple that they are. They don't know the REAL truth, like we do.

Nicole

[pinetreefarm]

Nicole,

Are you sure that the liberals would approve of this obviously radical challenge to their importance?

Pine Tree ;)

[Mark_and_Nicole]

But you and I know the liberals are in total approvement of the moon's activites. It gives them a sense of justice they really haven't found the likes of at any other time. New laws? The enviroment? You bet they're there, checking this right wing conspiracy and fomulating how they can make this a platform for the next elections. That moon...how low will it sink? All that...uh...glows..is not gold. Or even cheese.

Nicole

[libertylover]

As a libertarian, I say, "leave the moon the
hell alone ;D

[pinetreefarm]

I stand corrected...giggling.. Also the harvest moon which was yesterday. We did a homeschool lesson on it and even had chocolate moon pies.

Pine Tree

[Mark_and_Nicole]

Did someone say moon pies? Forget I ever mentioned this! Moon pies....the breakfast of champions.
I need to get more sleep.

Nicole

[pinetreefarm]

I did ! I can be soooo sadistic !

:-* :-* :-*

Pine Tree

[nancy1340]

Did someone say moon pies? *Forget I ever mentioned this! *Moon pies....the breakfast of champions.
I need to get more sleep.

Nicole


Nawwwww The breakfast of champions is a cold beer and left over pizza. Yummmy ;D

[txanne63]

This moon we have is showing itself to be a lot of trouble. *First, with its authoritarian control of our seasons, telling us just when the seasons must change, no if's and's or but's. *When we reach out to make contact, it gives us nothing but the cold shoulder. *It causes massive destruction by inducing major attacks on human kind by sending tidal waves, earthquakes, and volcanoes. *Millions of lives are lost because of its gravitational pull and the consequences. The moon is also responsible for dumping huge amounts of pollutants into our air. *Every time a volcanoe goes off, stuff like CO is dumped out (a leading cause of global warming, you may observe) and we end up with the cleaning bill. No concern for OUR enviroment at all! It even sent our own Earth into a tail spin long ago we may never be able to stop, and constantly watches over us (very Big Brother.) *It affects the mental health of the most confused and misunderstood of our communities.
I say this tyrant must be stopped! *We can no longer live under it's watchful eye 24-7! Write to your represantative in the White House today!

Nicole


But whoa is me---whom to call???

Not mentioned here is the control over births---no birth control works---its the cause of over-population of the world----Yes Yes we have to do something----Thank God the Moon doesnt affect me in that manner anymore. ;D

But i do find it causes me to turn up the radio and look about curiously--at the male population.

annie 8)