Grizzy
05-13-2009, 06:34 PM
One day a farmer was getting ready to get up on his tractor when a car pulled up and a man got out. The man announced to the farmer that he had come to inspect all of the property. The farmer didn't take too well to this and told the man that he didn't have time for such foolery...
Welllll... the man, looking very stern, and reached into his pocket producing a badge. He flashed it to the farmer and loudly told him "I AM AN AGENT WITH THE DEA... I AM GOING to inspect ANY part of this farm I wish UNDER THE AUTHORITY of the FEDERAL GOVT!!!
Welllll... the farmer got quiet and said "Ok. You win. But please don't go in that field over yonder", as he pointed across the driveway. The man huffed and stomped off with his clipboard and his badge.
The farmer got up on his tractor mutter'n when all of a sudden, there was a great commotion! He turned to see a great cloud of dust and the DEA agent running as fast as he could sling'n sweat, the clipboard clutched in his hand, and the farmer's prized red eye'd bull sling'n snot and gaining on the man... The man HOLLARED as he ran.... The farmer sat up tall on his tractor and shouted to him....
"SHOW HIM YOUR BAAAAADGE!"
~Grizzy ;) ~
Welllll... the man, looking very stern, and reached into his pocket producing a badge. He flashed it to the farmer and loudly told him "I AM AN AGENT WITH THE DEA... I AM GOING to inspect ANY part of this farm I wish UNDER THE AUTHORITY of the FEDERAL GOVT!!!
Welllll... the farmer got quiet and said "Ok. You win. But please don't go in that field over yonder", as he pointed across the driveway. The man huffed and stomped off with his clipboard and his badge.
The farmer got up on his tractor mutter'n when all of a sudden, there was a great commotion! He turned to see a great cloud of dust and the DEA agent running as fast as he could sling'n sweat, the clipboard clutched in his hand, and the farmer's prized red eye'd bull sling'n snot and gaining on the man... The man HOLLARED as he ran.... The farmer sat up tall on his tractor and shouted to him....
"SHOW HIM YOUR BAAAAADGE!"
~Grizzy ;) ~