MissouriFree
03-31-2009, 10:39 AM
LOOKING FOR WORK?
A group of doctors at a global medical conference are bragging to each other
about the state of medicine in their home countries.
A French doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a
kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,
put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take
half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks."
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We
recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House,
and now half the country is looking for work."
A group of doctors at a global medical conference are bragging to each other
about the state of medicine in their home countries.
A French doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a
kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,
put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take
half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks."
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We
recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House,
and now half the country is looking for work."