TheUnboundOne
11-19-2008, 08:05 PM
Dear Forum Members,
After watching 1941 again, I just had to come up with a modern version of Sgt. Frank Tree's (played by Dan Ackroyd) speech to the Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Zoot-Suiters rioting in the streets:
"What the Hell do you people think you're doing?? *You're acting like a bunch of Bin Laden stooges!! *What do you wanna do?? *Put Mahmood Abbas in the White House??
The Islamofascist Ummah is crawling like a slime all over Europe!! *I can't believe it!! *Americans fighting Americans! *We've got the lousy Muz to fight!!...
Make no mistake about this, you can count on this, and I know this for a fact: The Muz do not surrender and they don't take prisoners! *They have only one idea in mind. *Do you know? *Do you know what that is, Sailor?
To Kill! *That's right! *To kill you, to kill your families, yes! *To kill your families, your mothers, your loved ones, your pets!! *And to keep on killing until they conquer the world!!
And when they do, you won't be able to speak your free mind on The Backwoods Home Magazine Forum!! You won't be able to worship or not the God or Goddess of your choice in your own way!!
You won't be able to walk down the Main Street of your home town anymore with your best girlfriend/boyfriend/triad/quad/or other Polyamorous grouping of all five genders in your arms anymore!
Look at Santy Claus, isn't he cute? *You think The Taliban believes in Santy Claus? *Well, instead of turkey for your Christmas dinner, how would you like to have cold cous-cous and locusts?
You think the Ayatollahs and Mullahs believe in Walt Disney? *Yeah, well was that Mickey Mouse I saw rioting across France? *Pluto bombing in London and Madrid?? *Or Donald Duck in Lebanon??
This time, we either free the world or lose it!! *This time, we win or we die trying!!... *
We sure as Hell didn't start this war, but by God, we're gonna finish it!
<Air-Raid Siren>
This is it! *Let's show those lousy Muz what we got!!!"
;D *;D *;D *;D *;D *;D *;D
After watching 1941 again, I just had to come up with a modern version of Sgt. Frank Tree's (played by Dan Ackroyd) speech to the Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Zoot-Suiters rioting in the streets:
"What the Hell do you people think you're doing?? *You're acting like a bunch of Bin Laden stooges!! *What do you wanna do?? *Put Mahmood Abbas in the White House??
The Islamofascist Ummah is crawling like a slime all over Europe!! *I can't believe it!! *Americans fighting Americans! *We've got the lousy Muz to fight!!...
Make no mistake about this, you can count on this, and I know this for a fact: The Muz do not surrender and they don't take prisoners! *They have only one idea in mind. *Do you know? *Do you know what that is, Sailor?
To Kill! *That's right! *To kill you, to kill your families, yes! *To kill your families, your mothers, your loved ones, your pets!! *And to keep on killing until they conquer the world!!
And when they do, you won't be able to speak your free mind on The Backwoods Home Magazine Forum!! You won't be able to worship or not the God or Goddess of your choice in your own way!!
You won't be able to walk down the Main Street of your home town anymore with your best girlfriend/boyfriend/triad/quad/or other Polyamorous grouping of all five genders in your arms anymore!
Look at Santy Claus, isn't he cute? *You think The Taliban believes in Santy Claus? *Well, instead of turkey for your Christmas dinner, how would you like to have cold cous-cous and locusts?
You think the Ayatollahs and Mullahs believe in Walt Disney? *Yeah, well was that Mickey Mouse I saw rioting across France? *Pluto bombing in London and Madrid?? *Or Donald Duck in Lebanon??
This time, we either free the world or lose it!! *This time, we win or we die trying!!... *
We sure as Hell didn't start this war, but by God, we're gonna finish it!
<Air-Raid Siren>
This is it! *Let's show those lousy Muz what we got!!!"
;D *;D *;D *;D *;D *;D *;D