MNMOM
10-24-2008, 01:24 PM
I was talking to a friend of mine’s little girl, and she said
she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so
I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you
would do?”
The little girl replied, “I’d give food and houses to all the
homeless people.”
“Wow - what a worthy goal.” I told her, “You don’t have to wait
until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and
mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take
you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you
can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.”
She thought that over for a few seconds ’cause she’s only 6.
And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me
straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over
and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”
And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
Her folks still aren’t talking to me.
she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so
I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you
would do?”
The little girl replied, “I’d give food and houses to all the
homeless people.”
“Wow - what a worthy goal.” I told her, “You don’t have to wait
until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and
mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take
you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you
can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.”
She thought that over for a few seconds ’cause she’s only 6.
And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me
straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over
and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”
And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
Her folks still aren’t talking to me.