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10-22-2008, 07:26 PM
iQ: What do you get when you cross Martin Luther King with John Fitzgerald Kennedy?
A: The person Barack Obama pretends to be.
Q:What do you get when you cross Jeremiah Wright with Bill Ayers?
A: The person Barack Obama really is.
What do you get when you cross?
Dan Quayle and Obama: Mr. Potatoe Head
Nixon and W.J. Clinton: The Missing Rapes
Harry Truman and G.W. Bush: The Buck Drops Here
Hilary Clinton and John Kerry: A wife who knew about her husband’s philandering before she didn’t know about it.
Billy Carter and Jimmy Carter: A Nobel Peace Prize winner (for introducing beer to the Mideast)
. Henry Paulson and Bob Dole: A one-armed bandit.
Ronald Reagan and Michelle Obama: A candidate who asks: “Are you more bitter than you were 4 years ago?”
A: The person Barack Obama pretends to be.
Q:What do you get when you cross Jeremiah Wright with Bill Ayers?
A: The person Barack Obama really is.
What do you get when you cross?
Dan Quayle and Obama: Mr. Potatoe Head
Nixon and W.J. Clinton: The Missing Rapes
Harry Truman and G.W. Bush: The Buck Drops Here
Hilary Clinton and John Kerry: A wife who knew about her husband’s philandering before she didn’t know about it.
Billy Carter and Jimmy Carter: A Nobel Peace Prize winner (for introducing beer to the Mideast)
. Henry Paulson and Bob Dole: A one-armed bandit.
Ronald Reagan and Michelle Obama: A candidate who asks: “Are you more bitter than you were 4 years ago?”