Funny bumper stickers

[gardenfay]

What are some funny bumper stickers you've seen?

I like:

Horn Not Working - Watch For Finger

My daugter's Favorite is:

Aunt Em:
Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.
Dorothy.

[WileyCoyote]

Mine's close to your daughter's -
Dorothy:
Hate Oz. Hate you. Took the Ruby Slippers and went home.
Toto

But the one on my truck says -
"Don't make me get my flying monkeys!"

[nancy1340]

My boss is a Jewish carpenter.

[kirby-magoo]

I saw this on the back of an OLD pickup, parked in front of the Health Food store. The driver was a huge guy in bib overalls, full long beard and pony tail.

"Hippies are living proof that cowboys screw sheep"

Still haven't figured out if it was a slam against the cowboys, hippies or sheep!

k

[Funkhouser]

I saw one that said "Speak Your Mind, Even If Your Voice Shakes".

Funny and thought-provoking.

[OzarkMtnDaredevil]

I'm a Spelunker. I know my a$$ from a hole in the ground.

If I'm upside-down, roll me over. It's a kayaking thing.

On a friends big 4x4, the driver-side door has a yellow "This Side Up" sticker.

[Florida_boy]

You might have to be from Florida to get this but my all time favorite:

Happiness is 100,000 Canadians headed home with a New Yorker under each arm.

[JohnW]

I've thought of a couple I might like to put on my old truck.

"Stay back 300 yards"

"Do not pass this vehicle"

"Not resposible for flying farts"

These are sort of an answer to the gravel trucks.

[flatwater]

The new one I just saw said

vote for Monica lewinsky's exboyfriends wife. She's running for president
Flatwater

[annabella1]

Made in the USA
by illegal aliens
from contaminated Chinese parts.

[nancy1340]

On a early 70's Volvo two seater I saw in Denver.

"TKSDAD"