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chloe3388
10-25-2007, 02:54 AM
;^) - Check Out these Headlines
THE BEST HEADLINES OF 2007:


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!



Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Man, it's hard to get good help!


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!



War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!



Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Alllllrighty then...


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hey...that will teach them a lesson!



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!



And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?