Kinkiest Place Ever?

[Drawbar]

Just for fun I thought I would start a thread asking where the kinkiest place you have ever had sex. Now no one has to answer, but I thought some of us that don't mind sharing would.

For me its a toss up between the attic and the woodworking shop. Me and the ex-wife did it on top of my table saw, though she made me put the blade down before we did so. Another funny place was on my snowmobile. Doing it on a machine is not unusual but when you got your sled out, that means its pretty darn cold. She was pretty warm but my buns got cold...so I guess you know what position we were in. :)

[Naughty_Pines]

Cherry Patch Ranch in Nevada.
Got a limo ride out there and back to the hotel. ;D

Can't remember the name of the other one but, the bartender wore a pistol. :o

[RangerRick]

1995 Honda Goldwing motorcycle
Chicken coop in a downpore
A low water crossing after a heavy rain
Backyard tree swing
Two-seater tree stand
Farriswheel - whole lotta rockin goin on

;)

Ranger Rick

[sawyerob]

Just for fun I thought I would start a thread asking where the kinkiest place you have ever had sex. Now no one has to answer, but I thought some of us that don't mind sharing would.

For me its a toss up between the attic and the woodworking shop. Me and the ex-wife did it on top of my table saw, though she made me put the blade down before we did so. Another funny place was on my snowmobile. Doing it on a machine is not unusual but when you got your sled out, that means its pretty darn cold. She was pretty warm but my buns got cold...so I guess you know what position we were in. :)

Drawbar,
You already posted on this site how your not "getting any", do you now have to resort to having to hear about "others" espcapades to get your jollies?
BTW, i think you need to get back with your "ex" she seems to be on your mind a lot.
SR

[walls0stone]

*Drawbar,
*You already posted on this site how your not "getting any", do you now have to resort to having to hear about "others" espcapades to get your jollies?
*BTW, i think you need to get back with your "ex" she seems to be on your mind a lot.
*SR

well, all the talk about how plants reproduce, and the constant fussing about bad stuff...I think it's a clever change.

[walls0stone]

uumm, the foot of the bed

[nancy1340]

:o

I can see ol' Buckaroo hasn't seen this thread. He'd be hollerin' bloody murder.

Hahahahahaha

[rAcErRicK]

It'll take awhile Nancy. I can see him now, puffin' and scratchin' his head, trying to figure out what this thread is all about. :D

[RangerRick]

No, I won't go there. I could, I surly could but sometimes I just don't have the heart to cut em when they're already down and bleeding through every orific.

Ranger Rick

[WileyCoyote]

Driving across a bridge at 55 mph (ka THUMP ka THUMP ka THUMP)
the cab of an airport foam truck
The back of an ambulance
The bathroom of the fire station
The hose bed of a fire truck
The Swiss Bob ride at the Fair ("Do you want to go FASTER??" "YEEESSSS!")
The top of the Double Ferris Wheel
Underneath a desk
In the back of a (parked) Vega
In a van at Alligator Park
In a tank at the National Guard Armoury

I would say in the car at the drive in Porno theater, but everyone there was doing it, so we had pizza and beer instead, just to be different

WHAAAAAT??? It's ok, officer, we're married... :o 8) ;D "WILL you two just get OUT OF HERE???"

[flatwater]

In the back of a Vega , That has got to be cruel and unusual punishment. I would have to say in my girlfriend"s closet. Her dad came in but never looked in the closet.
Flatwater

[seekeroftruth]

underneath a parked vega.

Which was a little annoying the couple that was in the vega wouldnt be quiet..

seek

[Drawbar]

Drawbar,
You already posted on this site how your not "getting any", do you now have to resort to having to hear about "others" espcapades to get your jollies?
BTW, i think you need to get back with your "ex" she seems to be on your mind a lot.
SR

I agree 100%.

On the day we got our divorce all figured out she came over and we figured out what was going to who and where. That took about 2 minutes. I got everything, house, land, cars, tractors, etc. She was just about to leave and I said "hey how about a little divorce sex?"

She hesitated, then grinned and said "Don't tell anyone," and we jumped into bed and had a really good time.

Personally I think we had the cheapest divorce in Waldo County. $11 bucks because that's what it cost me to have the deed switched over from our names to just my name again. The judge asked her 3 times if she knew everything she was giving up, she just nodded and said yes everytime and it was done.

[flatwater]

Drawbar , your one lucky ---Well you know. My first wanted everything, but I had an ace in the hole. still cost a pretty penny though. My wife now was and is the best thing that has happened in my life.
Flatwater

[Deberosa]

Drawbar , your one lucky ---Well you know. My first wanted everything, but I had an ace in the hole. still cost a pretty penny though. My wife now was and is the best thing that has happened in my life.
Flatwater


Sounds like you are the lucky one Flatwater. I had an Ex that would do nothing but talk about how good his ex girlfriend was compared to me, especially when he was drunk. I gave him a house and everything in it to get him to go away. ;D

[Ann61]

Hard to choose just one, but I'd say on top of a van in Token Creek park.

[flatwater]

Thats why you need to always have good shocks on the vehicle or otherwise ya might bottom out. ;D ;D.
Flatwater

[Drawbar]

Drawbar , your one lucky ---Well you know. My first wanted everything, but I had an ace in the hole. still cost a pretty penny though. My wife now was and is the best thing that has happened in my life.
Flatwater

I am really glad for you FW. Every one deserves someone special to love. Myself, well sometimes you marry the wrong person.

As for you Debrosa...I don't blame you for leaving. Now I might have married the wrong girl, but its more reasons then just sex...and whose fault was that anyway...I made the choice to marry her. And I seldom talk about the ex anyway to the new wife, and never in comparison. I might be unhappy in this marriage, but I still play fair.

[Drawbar]

Okay...I might play fair but I do joke. You see a few years ago my sister died in a car crash, so when I had her headstone done, I kind of got a 2 for. That is I bought a cemetery plot for her, and while I was there, I bought a cemetery plot for the wife and I. I also got a headstone with our names on it.

Now jump ahead a few years and you will see that I got a divorce and so the headstone has the wrong name on it. So much for thinking ahead huh?

I joked with my new wife that I was just going to scratch a line through Tina's name and put Patty's underneath...maybe even chisel "Wife #II" like they did in the old days just in case I got another. That way it would be easy to just add another I. :) :) :)

[knight88]

In a glass elevator that is attached to a glass church in Orange county Calif, great view...

[zachweiss]

.....I once had sex in an 18th century Cemetery in Greenville, NC. (Under a HUGE oak tree!)

[DonnaKay]

Don't know if this counts as kinky but my high school boyfriend and I had been out fishing on the river and started fooling around in the boat I was lying across one of the benches with my hair over the side just touching the water...it started to sprinkle...it was like the perfect romatic, intimate moment....until he got a bite and wasn't willing to stop or give up the fish....then it just became a comical challenge to see if he could really do both ::)

[swampyankee]

lol now that's a guy who is torn. ;D

[flatwater]

That's why guys don't multy task very well.
Flatwater

[DonnaKay]

Looking back on being a teenager I have to wonder "where wouldn't we do it?" It's like hormones totally over ride good sense. I can't believe we never got caught.

Probably the kinkiest place my hubby and I ever planned to do it (we were dating not married back then) was in the women's bath house at the campground where we camping with his family (we were teenagers.) I waited until the coast was clear and snuck him into one of the shower stalls, we were the only people in there. Suddenly the place filled up. You would think that would have added to the excitement but just about the time we were gonna get started some woman let out the loudest fart I've ever heard. My poor teenage husband was so horrified he couldn't even think about sex. We just ended up standing there cold, wet and naked until the place cleared out and I could sneek him back out.

[flatwater]

Way to funny ;D ;D ;D ;D Donnakay.
Flatwater

[EarthMama]

You would think that would have added to the excitement but just about the time we were gonna get started some woman let out the loudest fart I've ever heard.

***ROTFLOL***

This story is priceless, DonnaKay! Thanks for giving me the hoot (NOT the "toot") for the evenng!! *heh*

[fnfredux]

In the elevator of the hospital at West Point USMA, and I almost forgot,
The Yale Peabody Meuseum, the dinosaur room and oh, on Hammonasset Beach in late October under the blanket in the daytime and oops I forgot this too at Three Judges Cave in West Rock Park.

[fishercat]

Bad girls can be so good ! God bless them everyone.

[gregabob]

On top of a 2000 barrel wash tank at an unnamed oil field... :o oh and at my airplane hangar..... ::)

[deeker]

The freeway. *With a friend driving....we made the car sway from the back seat...other drivers were wondering..... ??? *She had a hell of a sense of adventure.

When I was driving later...she jumped in back, again...I could not keep the damn car from swaying.....and she was VERY vocal. Wanted to kill him, but she over ruled that.

[duckidaho]

In a VW microbus in a crowded rest area. The curtains were drawn, but I'm sure it didn't take a genius. We hadn't seen each other in a month and I had just picked her up from her parents house. Just couldn't wait I guess.

[Michael32170]

I'm not sure, there were so many. And, it really depends on what you think is kinky.

EAA convention in the mens bathroom/shower with my wife.
Indian health services hospital operating room
Church
Airplane
Bosses desk with his administrative Assistant

etc

[Alise]

One place I can think of is my hospital bed. I went to the nurse's station and told them not to come into my room until I gave them the all clear.

[Ebug]

Standing up in Lake Walton in the waast deep water

[Boris859]

Well,one of my kinkiest places ever was double pleasure for me,my ex fiance' had gotten married that day and she had her wedding reception out on a big tour boat,the boat only stays out til 11 pm,so while it was docking my new found"girlfriend"and I started going at it in the adjacent parking lot,on the trunk of my T bird,under the light,we started hearing hoots and hollers coming from crowd disembarking,needless to say I got a not so nice phone call a couple days later from the ex fiance',seems as everyone had a pretty good show,as for the new girlfriend,later that week we did it the front seat of the car,in an alley,I noticed a couple watching us from their kitchen window and smiling,wow,that girl definately brought out the freak in me ;D

[Jimmy7114]

On a bar counter in Seoul.
In a walk in beer cooler.

[Dreamin']

My ex and I did it on the tractor - while he was mowing. While we were "mowing" the UPS truck pulled up to deliver a package that had to be signed for.

[momma_to_seven_chi]

Just for fun I thought I would start a thread asking where the kinkiest place you have ever had sex. Now no one has to answer, but I thought some of us that don't mind sharing would.



Pizza Hut salad Buffet 1978. Hubby was manager, it was after hours. All the bowls/tubs were taken out, ice was drained, and the board was on it, so it looked more like a table than a salad bar, but still had the snot guard. And we were both thinner and more limber back then.

The place is still there, but they have a different buffet bar now, much taller with a lower sneeze guard.

[Moody Vaden]

In a walk in beer cooler.

Too many distractions there.

[tomato204]

At Kinkos. Well ok, we never did it, but I could tell she really wanted me. LOL

[backlash]

Holding cell at the city jail.
Not me my wife's sister and her BF.
I ask her if she knew they had video cameras in there.
She looked surprised.

[Lobo]

I was in a hurry and wanted it and talked my girlfriend, who lived at home with her parents in a trailer park, to go outside as her mom was home. I didn't realize the neighbors were home (they got a show) and we rocked the trailer so bad that her mother stuck her head out the window yelling "What are you 2 doing out there. You're rocking the trailer so bad that pictures are falling off the wall and dishes off the shelves." I didn't miss a beat!

Lobo

[PaulNKS]

It's been almost 30 years, but on an x-ray table.. lol

and.... one time in a stuck elevator.

[mtwildflower]

I would never kiss and tell on a public forum, (might be too much for you all and I'd get banned) but I do have a funny story about someone else.

I once asked my girlfriend, who had a bit more partying experience than I did, if she had ever had sex on the beach....which for those who might not know, is a drink with coconut and pineapple flavors...in a shot glass. She said she hadn't, but that she'd had it under a bridge once.

Ba dump bump.

[Diavolicchio]

In a hammock with an angry goat, a gallon of mink oil and a turkey baster.

Don't complain. You ASKED.



John


P.S. I can still hear the bleating . . .

[Lobo]

John,

You need to get off the farm more often. LOL!!!


Lobo

[recoilless_57mm]

Broke a steering wheel once. Other than that the jungle jim in the park was most challenging!

[backlash]

In a hammock with an angry goat, a gallon of mink oil and a turkey baster.

Don't complain. You ASKED.



John


P.S. I can still hear the bleating . . .

That falls under Don't ask and sure as hell don't tell.:lol:

[PaulNKS]

Was the bleating from a new kid with "identity" issues???:lol:

[roolu]

Ok, I have been passing this up for a while now, but I can no longer resist! LOL!

In a martial arts school during the day. Door unlocked where anyone could walk in, and the mirrors right there! I can't even begin to explain the thrill of it!