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nhlivefreeordie
01-04-2010, 08:00 PM
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free.

She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, .............





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..................my dog is a democrat!

Prairie
01-04-2010, 09:03 PM
I got a philosophy about the dog's life. I suppose t should go in philosophy though, shouldn't it? :lol:

Diavolicchio
01-05-2010, 07:05 AM
I'm waiting for the "My Dog Must Be a Homesteader Because . . ." thread.


John

MooseToo
01-05-2010, 03:25 PM
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free.

She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, .............





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..................my dog is a democrat!

but, thank God, you dog cannot vote - unless, of course, acorn has been more active than we've been led to believe -

MissouriFree
01-05-2010, 04:07 PM
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free.

She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, .............


Does she have a big screen TV ?

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..................my dog is a democrat!


Does she have a big screen TV