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dachmom13
09-02-2011, 03:44 AM
Another funny one from FB....

A Blonde Texan city girl marries a Texas rancher.....

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial-insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" So the rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial-insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down the barn. They walk along a long row of Cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one.....right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the Cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on!

backlash
09-02-2011, 09:58 AM
When I was a kid my Grandpa told me the guy was coming to breed the cow.
Guy showed up in a station wagon. He told us who he was.
My younger brother asked him where his bull was.
The guy said he didn't have a bull he was going to do it himself.
Brother said "This I have to see".
He was still laughing when Grandpa got home.
True story.

Hooverville
09-02-2011, 11:44 PM
My daughter is beautiful, blonde, blue eyed girl - when she was about 10 years old she got tired of hearing blonde jokes. She cracked me up with this:
What's brown, black and blue and red all over?
The brunette that told one too many blonde jokes!
Every time I hear a blonde joke, I remember her telling me this and it still cracks me up! Lol

cubcadet
09-04-2011, 01:33 PM
T`ain`t funny McGee!