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torenghout
05-20-2007, 03:07 PM
for sale items

grizzly bear pistol
forty four, front sight filed off
smells kinda funny


rohn twenty two short
omly fired once in anger
collectors item


CAR fifteen for sale
too many extras to list
no room in the safe


general


fifty bmg
it is one but kicken round
my sholder is sore

nineteen eleven
B.A.R. Ma Duce A-5
John Browning done good

This is my belief
there is nothing like a gun
to keep peace my friend

Second amendment
gives me the right to bear arms
so try and take it

do you want my gun?
as Charlton Heston would say
from my cold dead hands

ten twenty two is great
shoot all day for ten dollars
got to get more mags

my glock seventeen
holds thirty three hollow points
any more questions?

gunpowder, brass, lead
total more than sum of parts
you got ammo now

political

dumb politicians
selling us down the river
buenos dias,si

torenghout
05-25-2007, 02:29 PM
I can't belive I'm the only pistol packing poet.

Rick
05-25-2007, 03:06 PM
Poems tax my brain,
Seventeen an odd number,
24 is on.

torenghout
05-26-2007, 02:48 PM
Bulets beans blankets
Better get ready my friend
Hard times a commin'

Pocket guns are good
remember new orleans dude?
They don't want you armed

Rick
06-01-2007, 11:39 AM
Pocket gun's my friend,
Always ready, always there,
Hope she never speaks.

I found this one on the www:

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.