libertylover
10-28-2006, 04:59 AM
Conservative Isn't Either.
Everyone knows what a liberal is -- a person who wants to ruin the nation by taxing and spending with no restraint. Furthermore, that liberal spends the money on wasteful, unpatriotic projects like education and roads and the environment and helping the poor.
Everyone knows what a conservative is -- a person who wants to ruin the nation by cutting the taxes of the rich, raising the taxes of the poor, borrowing and spending with no restraint. The spending goes toward exorbitant weapons and subsidies to businesses owned by the sons or uncles or brothers-in-law of conservatives.
Those, children, are not the original definitions of these words. Once, not so long ago, they had completely different meanings, which, believe it or not, had nothing to do with taxing, borrowing, or spending. Here is what they meant, such a short time ago that my dictionary still lists them this way:
Liberal: generous, giving largely, as a liberal donor.
Liberal: free, not literal or strict, as a liberal interpretation of the Constitution.
Liberal: not narrow or bigoted; broad-minded.
Liberal: of democratic or republican forms of government, as distinguished from monarchies, aristocracies, etc.
Liberal: favoring reform or progress; specificallly favoring political reforms tending toward democracy
and personal freedom for the individual.
You can see, by these meanings, that it once might have been rather fine to be a liberal.
Here's how the dictionary describes conservatives:
Conservative: tending to preserve old institutions, methods, customs, and the like; adhering to what is old or established; opposing or resisting change, as a conservative political party.
Conservative: moderate, prudent, safe, as a conservative estimate.
Conservative: one who wishes to preserve traditions or institutions and resists innovation or change.
It would seem by these definitions a fine thing to be a conservative too, at least when things are going well, when prudence is appropriate, when there are important values to be conserved. In fact, if you think about both these words in their original meanings, you see that a society needs both liberalism and conservatism -- a will to change what needs changing, a determination to keep what is worth keeping, and above all, as they say in the old prayer, the wisdom to know the difference.
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Everyone knows what a liberal is -- a person who wants to ruin the nation by taxing and spending with no restraint. Furthermore, that liberal spends the money on wasteful, unpatriotic projects like education and roads and the environment and helping the poor.
Everyone knows what a conservative is -- a person who wants to ruin the nation by cutting the taxes of the rich, raising the taxes of the poor, borrowing and spending with no restraint. The spending goes toward exorbitant weapons and subsidies to businesses owned by the sons or uncles or brothers-in-law of conservatives.
Those, children, are not the original definitions of these words. Once, not so long ago, they had completely different meanings, which, believe it or not, had nothing to do with taxing, borrowing, or spending. Here is what they meant, such a short time ago that my dictionary still lists them this way:
Liberal: generous, giving largely, as a liberal donor.
Liberal: free, not literal or strict, as a liberal interpretation of the Constitution.
Liberal: not narrow or bigoted; broad-minded.
Liberal: of democratic or republican forms of government, as distinguished from monarchies, aristocracies, etc.
Liberal: favoring reform or progress; specificallly favoring political reforms tending toward democracy
and personal freedom for the individual.
You can see, by these meanings, that it once might have been rather fine to be a liberal.
Here's how the dictionary describes conservatives:
Conservative: tending to preserve old institutions, methods, customs, and the like; adhering to what is old or established; opposing or resisting change, as a conservative political party.
Conservative: moderate, prudent, safe, as a conservative estimate.
Conservative: one who wishes to preserve traditions or institutions and resists innovation or change.
It would seem by these definitions a fine thing to be a conservative too, at least when things are going well, when prudence is appropriate, when there are important values to be conserved. In fact, if you think about both these words in their original meanings, you see that a society needs both liberalism and conservatism -- a will to change what needs changing, a determination to keep what is worth keeping, and above all, as they say in the old prayer, the wisdom to know the difference.
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