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Old 04-30-2012, 11:36 AM
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Default Texting for Seniors

Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD - At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM - Covered by Medicare

* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* FMI - Found My Insulin

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

* TOT - Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I. Talking To?

* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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TV-WDTB -- Took a Viagra. What'cha doing tonight, Beautiful?
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These are funny.........

I'm sure they would be more humorous if I knew the "text" meaning of these abbreviations.

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WDIPTT

where did I park the truck

LMAO--I have had my truck for 10 yrs--know its color
every dent scratch---found myself standing in a huge parking lot
sayng---Ohhhhhhh know I didnt--forget where I parked


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