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Old 09-02-2015, 09:24 PM
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Default Either sit or stand closer

Written on the wall in the men's room. And no, I didn't write it. But I would.

"Short horned Bulls stand closer to the trough."
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Old 09-02-2015, 11:31 PM
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That's a good one. I also like:

If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
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Old 09-08-2015, 12:37 AM
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At the gun show this last weekend there was a table of homemade jewelry and a wall sign that said.....

Why is it a man who can hit a deer at 300 yards can't hit the toilet ?
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Old 09-10-2015, 09:55 PM
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I need to post all of these in the bathrooms here! Too funny but true!
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Old 09-11-2015, 09:34 AM
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I mentioned this at a meeting with men only and they said duh sights are helpful.
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