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Old 05-01-2015, 03:04 AM
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Default Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton

Colette get's the blame for this.


Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
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Hilarious!

Add: Obama when he says, "Let me be clear."
Anything from the mouths of climate change "experts"
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Old 05-02-2015, 09:11 PM
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Colette get's the blame for this.


Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
You were on a roll there, OzarksLady, but why stop with so few examples.
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Old 05-04-2015, 02:46 AM
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Amusing... Good humor....

I'm surprised no one has opened a similar post in the "adult" section....
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Old 05-04-2015, 12:53 PM
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I had an email last week with a link to a highly detailed map of who will not vote for Hillary.
The link was to Google Earth.
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Old 05-09-2015, 09:10 PM
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Spot on post Ozarkslady!
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Old 09-23-2015, 10:14 PM
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A Skunk caught in a trap.

Glad to see her poll numbers keep dropping like the Minnesota Thermometer.
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Old 09-24-2015, 02:57 AM
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Let me add:

A screen door on a submarine.
A rabbit to guard my carrot patch.
A tuna fish sandwich I found on the bus.
The Florida Gators to win the National Championship.
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The recipe for boiled skunk in the Fish & Game recipe thread...
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Old 09-25-2015, 09:20 PM
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I'll have to add her husband, bill.
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Old 10-06-2015, 01:33 AM
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ONE thing I DO TRUST Hillary WILL do if elected....

Like she said, she will do what she needs to in order to circumvent congress...

But then... That seems to be the norm lately it seems...
My 2 cents...
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