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Old 11-30-2015, 08:53 PM
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Default Muddy Shoes

A young boy found his sister crying one afternoon. He asked why, and she said "because mud got all over my new shoes, and when mama finds out she will spank me"

He asked "why did you play in the mud in your new shoes?"

She said "Mama told me I wasn't allowed to get mud on them, and I thought that meant they wouldn't get muddy".

The boy said "What mama says is just for punishment, not for prevention"
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Old 12-01-2015, 10:23 AM
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