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Old 10-21-2016, 12:46 PM
Spiritbear Male Spiritbear is offline
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Default New way to rid yourself of grey hairs.

So we have this one Turkey that has really taken to me. She follows me everywhere, chases others away that tries to get near me and anytime I sit down outside she runs up and either jumps on my lap or lays on my feet. She's always trying to groom me and my wife now calls her the other woman in my life. Last evening while sitting on the porch she jumped up behind me and started pecking at my hair. I kept telling her to stop until I noticed she was pecking at and pulling out my grey hairs. I thought about just letting her continue but was afraid I would be half bald if she succeeded.
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Old 10-22-2016, 10:36 PM
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Well, that's one way to do it! lol.
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