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Default THE AMISH & ELEVATORS

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son,
I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it
is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them
into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up
again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son ...
"Go get your mother."
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