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Old 11-18-2015, 05:20 AM
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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm famished," said the first one. "Me, too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew down to the ground and found a nice piece of plowed land with lots of fresh worms. They ate, and ate, and ate 'till they could eat no more. "I'm so full, I don't think I can fly up to the tree," said the first. "Me, either. Let's just lie here in the warm sun," said the first one. No sooner had they had fallen asleep when a big fat tomcat attacked and gobbled them up. As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I love Baskin' Robins."
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Old 11-18-2015, 11:09 AM
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Good One thanks.
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Old 11-22-2015, 10:23 PM
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VERY clever play on words...

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Old 11-24-2015, 11:36 PM
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It made me !
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