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Old 03-31-2016, 04:30 PM
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Default "April Fools"

WHAT gives campers.... ???

No one has come up with any good April Fools jokes...

Any good ones that are amusing but safe ??
Like calling a friend and asking "is your refrigerator running?" Well, go catch it..

There was a time back in the day when my big brother was a deputy, I knew and could call the dispatcher and ask "can I speak to Miss Demeaner"...
Can't dredge up any more from memory at the moment.. Must be an old guy thing...

Give it up campers...
List your favorite...
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Old 04-02-2016, 01:41 AM
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Default BAZZING..

BAZZING... ZING, BAM, POW.... I'VE BEEN HAD.....

This is damn cute... I get a magazine called "Our Wisconsin".. It is fun things to see, places to go, things to do, gardening, animals and birds, lots of old history, crafts, and things like that.. Good old fashioned country living stuff..

The issue that came today had an article about a guy who had trouble keeping squirrels out of his bird feeders... Boy do I know about that..
The article said he came up with a combination of flowers and plants in his bed, garden, and around feeders that the squirrels avoided.. The article said when the plants were dry he ground the dry stems, leaves, etc and mixed it with his bird feed.. Sure enough the squirrels stayed away..

It said if you wanted to participate in his experiments with this go to another page for contact info.. When I went to the page, it said....
APRIL FOOLS....

Oh snap... Was I disappointed.. I thought I was going to get some real info on messing with squirrels...
I was had... Big time... But damn amusing read...
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This is also cute..
http://www.groworganic.com/organic-g...-organic-again
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Old 04-04-2016, 11:10 PM
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I used to have some fun with those "While You Were Out" phone messages. I'd say that Mr Lyon called about your date for lunch. And the number would be for the local zoo...
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Back in "the old days", we had fun that would be prosecuted now. One guy ordered a house full of furniture sent his friend's house. His friend didn't know anything about it until the delivery truck arrived. Another guy sent a hairdresser to a funeral home to do the hair on "patron". The "patron" who was assumed to be in a casket worked at the funeral home and answered the back door when the lady showed up to do her hair.
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