How do you catch a unique chicken?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame chicken?
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psychopath.
How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What do eskimos get from sitting
on the ice too long?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
What do you call four bullfighters
What do you get from a pampered cow?