{"id":2878,"date":"2014-09-22T20:03:03","date_gmt":"2014-09-23T00:03:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/?p=2878"},"modified":"2014-09-22T20:03:03","modified_gmt":"2014-09-23T00:03:03","slug":"piracy-has-perils-and-prices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/piracy-has-perils-and-prices\/","title":{"rendered":"PIRACY HAS PERILS  AND PRICES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, last Friday, the Evil Princess says to me from her workspace across the room from mine, \u201cToday is \u2018Talk Like A Pirate Day.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cArrr,\u201d I replied, \u201cthen gimme some booty, wench!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Turns out that was the wrong thing to say, \u2018cause I pretty much got keelhauled.<\/p>\n<p>Be careful with this \u201cTalk Like (Whatever) Day\u201d business, fellas.\u00a0 As far as I know, we\u2019re out of the line of that fire until next April, when \u201cTalk Like Shakespeare Day\u201d comes around.<\/p>\n<p>Forsooth\u2026the winter of our discontent may show up on April 23.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, last Friday, the Evil Princess says to me from her workspace across the room from mine, \u201cToday is \u2018Talk Like A Pirate Day.\u2019\u201d \u201cArrr,\u201d I replied, \u201cthen gimme some booty, wench!\u201d Turns out that was the wrong thing to say, \u2018cause I pretty much got keelhauled. Be careful with this \u201cTalk Like (Whatever) Day\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":6428,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2878","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}