{"id":3967,"date":"2008-04-27T23:11:34","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T03:11:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/?p=34"},"modified":"2008-04-27T23:11:34","modified_gmt":"2008-04-28T03:11:34","slug":"jon-boy-an-cooter-talk-politics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/jon-boy-an-cooter-talk-politics\/","title":{"rendered":"JON-BOY AN\u2019 COOTER TALK POLITICS"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/span><\/span>So, anyways, me an\u2019 my buddy Jon-Boy was settin\u2019 on the back porch, havin\u2019 us a few brews, an\u2019 Jon-Boy up an\u2019 sez, \u201cCooter, you figger them Ree-publicans got a chance to win this year?\u201d<\/p>\n

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<\/span>I done shook my head an\u2019 answered, \u201cDon\u2019t rightly know, Jon-Boy. Kindly scary how close that Kerry feller come to winnin\u2019 the last time.\u201d<\/p>\n

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<\/span>\u201cYeah,\u201d sez Jon-Boy, \u201cI bet that there wife o\u2019 Kerry\u2019s is still <\/em>kickin\u2019 his butt an\u2019 screamin\u2019,<\/p>\n

\u2018Dammit, I coulda bought a real <\/em>Kennedy!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

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<\/span> <\/span>I done took me a pull offa my own long-neck an figgered it was time fer a joke. \u201cSo,\u201d I sez, \u201cDay after the last election, John Kerry walks into a bar. <\/span>Bartender sez, \u2018Hey, buddy, why the long face?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

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<\/span>Wal, I guess it took ol\u2019 Jon-Boy a moment to remember John Kerry\u2019s face, \u2018cause he didn\u2019t laugh or nothin\u2019 right off. <\/span>Then he took him a swig a\u2019 beer, an sez, \u201cWonder if Barack or Hillary or whoever\u2019s gonna figger out what Kerry done wrong, afore it\u2019s too late fer \u2018em.\u201d<\/p>\n

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<\/span>I done hadda ask again, \u201cWhassat?\u201d<\/p>\n

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<\/span>\u201cWay I figger it, Cooter,\u201d J.B. explained, \u201cthem there Democrats spend way <\/em>too much time doin\u2019 that brie-an\u2019-chablis thang with alla them rich Yuppies. <\/span>Suppose that jes\u2019 lak in yer joke, Kerry or the next one skips the next wine-tastin\u2019 at somebody\u2019s mansion, and jes\u2019 drops into a good ol\u2019 workin\u2019 man\u2019s bar. Has \u2018emselves a Bud, right outa the bottle, an\u2019 talks to some ordinary folks lak us, finds out what we want an\u2019 why we want it and how come us\u2019ns votes the way we do.\u201d<\/p>\n

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<\/span>Made sense to me. <\/em>\u201cThink that\u2019ll help \u2018em, Jon-Boy?\u201d<\/p>\n

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<\/span>\u201cIf they don\u2019t <\/em>set down, have a Bud, an\u2019 talk to us reg\u2019lar folk, them Democrats gonna be disappointed when they wake up the mornin\u2019 after the election.\u201d<\/p>\n

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<\/span>\u201cHowzat?\u201d<\/p>\n

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<\/span>Jon-Boy done lifted his brew an\u2019 said, \u201c\u2019Cause when they see the election results, they gonna wake up sadder, Budweiser.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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