{"id":4262,"date":"2017-07-17T13:09:11","date_gmt":"2017-07-17T17:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/?p=4262"},"modified":"2017-07-17T13:09:11","modified_gmt":"2017-07-17T17:09:11","slug":"you-know-your-girlfriend-is-evil-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/you-know-your-girlfriend-is-evil-when\/","title":{"rendered":"YOU KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS EVIL WHEN\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u2026you walk into the bathroom and\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4263 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-07-17-12.56.11-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-07-17-12.56.11-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-07-17-12.56.11-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-07-17-12.56.11-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-07-17-12.56.11.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/>realize\u00a0she has opened a portal to hell in the toilet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It turns out that it\u2019s a device called a IllumiBowl available from <a href=\"https:\/\/illumibowl.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/illumibowl.com\/<\/a>.\u00a0 Yes, the colors are optional and changeable.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And people say, \u201cShe was so nice when I met her. Why do you call her the <em>Evil<\/em> Princess?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Well, now you know.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I had to remind her that frightening old men is a hate crime.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">(Or at least, should be\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 100px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2925\/products\/Head_1_small.jpg?v=1495819740\" alt=\"Photo of the Illumibowl unit.\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Illumibowl<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026you walk into the bathroom and\u00a0realize\u00a0she has opened a portal to hell in the toilet. It turns out that it\u2019s a device called a IllumiBowl available from https:\/\/illumibowl.com\/.\u00a0 Yes, the colors are optional and changeable. And people say, \u201cShe was so nice when I met her. Why do you call her the Evil Princess?\u201d Well, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":6428,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4262","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4262\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}