{"id":6450,"date":"2020-09-03T15:57:13","date_gmt":"2020-09-03T19:57:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/?p=6450"},"modified":"2020-09-04T11:37:24","modified_gmt":"2020-09-04T15:37:24","slug":"i-still-dont-get-the-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/i-still-dont-get-the-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"I STILL DON\u2019T GET THE JOKE\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When I was\nteaching in New Hampshire recently, an old friend showed up at the range to\npresent me with a gift.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A week or so\nlater, another friend called to see how I had reacted to the \u201cjoke present.\u201d\n\nI still don\u2019t get where the joke is.&nbsp; I thought a doormat for my carport was a very\nthoughtful gift.\n\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And an\nappropriate one. Joe Biden has been using us law-abiding American gun owners as\na doormat for years.&nbsp; Turnabout is fair\nplay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By the way,\nJoe\u2019s latest announced intent is to let us only have \u201csmart guns\u201d that will\nemploy sophisticated technology so that only the legitimate owner can make them\nfire. Of course, no such gun that actually works reliably has been shown to\nexist. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/tech\/joe-biden-smart-gun-technology-safety\">https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/tech\/joe-biden-smart-gun-technology-safety<\/a> .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joe Biden\nwould be less of a hypocrite if he required his own bodyguards to carry only\nunicorn \u201csmart guns.\u201d But Democrat politicians care more about their own safety\nthan yours: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nraila.org\/articles\/20200831\/political-elite-value-their-own-safety-not-yours?utm_source=email&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=ila_alert\">https:\/\/www.nraila.org\/articles\/20200831\/political-elite-value-their-own-safety-not-yours?utm_source=email&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=ila_alert<\/a> .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I would\nwrite more, but what I\u2019ve written now has brought an unpleasant smell to my\nnostrils. I fear I may have stepped in some Biden BS.&nbsp; Therefore I have to leave you now, and find\nmy new carport doormat so I can scrape it off my shoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was teaching in New Hampshire recently, an old friend showed up at the range to present me with a gift. A week or so later, another friend called to see how I had reacted to the \u201cjoke present.\u201d I still don\u2019t get where the joke is.&nbsp; I thought a doormat for my carport [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":6452,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6450","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6450"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6470,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6450\/revisions\/6470"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}