{"id":6972,"date":"2021-10-11T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-11T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/?p=6972"},"modified":"2021-10-10T19:42:04","modified_gmt":"2021-10-10T23:42:04","slug":"a-fossil-in-giraffe-ic-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/a-fossil-in-giraffe-ic-park\/","title":{"rendered":"A FOSSIL IN GIRAFFE-IC PARK"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

For a long time, I\u2019ve hunted mostly with a camera instead of a gun.  In between classes in Texas, the Evil Princess and I visited the Fossil Rim animal park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What <\/em>kind of rim was that name?  Well, heck, if they\u2019re gonna name the park after me, I pretty much have <\/em>to go there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For a long time, I\u2019ve hunted mostly with a camera instead of a gun.  In between classes in Texas, the Evil Princess and I visited the Fossil Rim animal park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What <\/em>kind of rim was that name?  Well, heck, if they\u2019re gonna name the park after me, I pretty much have <\/em>to go there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Giraffe-ic park: you can feed the herbivores, but probably not the cheetahs. (Cheetahs by definition don\u2019t play fair).<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The critters at Fossil Rim might block traffic and swarm your car. Sort of like Antifas, only nicer and more harmless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This ostrich was not emu-sed, and in fact was rather peckish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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With apologies to Ogden Nash, there\u2019s nothing prepoceros about this rhinoceros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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For a long time, I\u2019ve hunted mostly with a camera instead of a gun.  In between classes in Texas, the Evil Princess and I visited the Fossil Rim animal park. What kind of rim was that name?  Well, heck, if they\u2019re gonna name the park after me, I pretty much have to go there. For […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":6973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6972","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6972"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6978,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6972\/revisions\/6978"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}