{"id":84,"date":"2008-08-26T22:03:08","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T02:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/?p=84"},"modified":"2008-08-26T22:03:08","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T02:03:08","slug":"why-im-running-for-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/why-im-running-for-president\/","title":{"rendered":"WHY  I\u2019M  RUNNING  FOR  PRESIDENT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">OK. That\u2019s it. Enough is enough.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span> <\/span>So Barack Obama wants to place \u201ca heartbeat away from the Presidency\u201d the guy who said circa 1993, \u201cBanning firearms is an idea whose time has come\u201d?<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span> <\/span>That\u2019s it.<span> <\/span>I\u2019m throwing my hat in the ring.<\/p>\n<p><OBJECT classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\"\ncodebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"\nWIDTH=\"384\" HEIGHT=\"304\"><br \/>\n<PARAM NAME=movie VALUE=\"http:\/\/www.paltalk.com\/marketing\/media\/vanksen\/main.swf\"><br \/>\n<PARAM NAME=flashvars VALUE=\"firstname=Massad&#038;lastname=Ayoob&#038;urlfin=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thelopezfamilyonline.com%2Faol4pres.php\"><br \/>\n<PARAM NAME=\"BGCOLOR\" VALUE=\"#000000\" \/><br \/>\n<PARAM NAME=\"allowScriptAccess\" VALUE=\"always\" \/><br \/>\n<EMBED src=\"http:\/\/www.paltalk.com\/marketing\/media\/vanksen\/main.swf\" quality=high WIDTH=\"384\" HEIGHT=\"304\" ALIGN=\"\" TYPE=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" FLASHVARS=\"firstname=Massad&#038;lastname=Ayoob&#038;urlfin=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thelopezfamilyonline.com%2Faol4pres.php\" PLUGINSPAGE=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" BGCOLOR=\"#000000\" ALLOWSCRIPTACCESS=\"ALWAYS\"><br \/>\n<\/EMBED><br \/>\n<\/OBJECT><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;,&quot;serif&quot;;\">Actually, the above is yet another manifestation of my significant other\u2019s evil sense of humor. This neat little Internet ditty comes from: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thelopezfamilyonline.com\/aol4pres.php\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.thelopezfamilyonline.com\/aol4pres.php<\/a><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Bless those people for giving us some humor to share with our friends and family. Just go to the link, plug in the name of your chosen victim\/candidate (as the cruel significant other did to me, sniff sniff), and email it right to \u2018em.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span> <\/span>I have a feeling that as the campaign goes on, we\u2019ll need more of this welcome light-heartedness to keep us going.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK. That\u2019s it. Enough is enough. So Barack Obama wants to place \u201ca heartbeat away from the Presidency\u201d the guy who said circa 1993, \u201cBanning firearms is an idea whose time has come\u201d? That\u2019s it. I\u2019m throwing my hat in the ring. Actually, the above is yet another manifestation of my significant other\u2019s evil sense [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":6428,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-84","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/MassadAyoob\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}