Two noisy, inebriated bookends walked into a quiet bar and held sway (parenthetically speaking).
Maybe just me, but I quit about halfway thru the list. On the other hand, a horse walked into a bar. Bartender said “hey buddy, why the long face?”
Mas, your friend Steve Denny’s verbiage was impressive; however, I’ve found no dents or other impressions on my brain or outer body!
Most welcome after a fruitless morning at VA. Thank you!
Wish I had had this when I was still teaching English.
This is going out to my writer’s critique group.
My afternoon as well.
Gosh. I thought this was a parody about all the people testifying or asking questiond at the Impeachment hearings.
Lol. After all these years, my masters in English is justified.
You must have a hell of a time getting through TV commercials, eh? 🙂
I don’t know who the worst offenders of the language are — local newscasters or actors in commercials.
its the writers behind them, you know the wuns thet dun bin ta cawlidge…..
its all some antics, anyway.
Yeah, this helped a little after an otherwise lousy day.
You realize that few folk under 20 years age will have the foggiest notion…,,
My wife is a technical writer and she got a kick out of this. Thanks Mas and Steve.
Pretty creative.
Awesome, thanks for the laugh – but as Jo Ann said, it will probably be lost on the young. My grandmother-in-law was a very nice lady who lived to 96, and she was full of malaprops . My favorite was she was always taking out the ‘refuge’
Germany. 1943. Two Nazis walk into a BAR…
Mick,
That’s a good one!
it was a VERY short walk, and from a long ways away.
John Moses would have been glad to know……
You’ll have to dumb the above down a little for this dyslexic, illiterate left-handed Australian 😉
Of cause you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac – stayed up all night wondering if dog was real.
Very funny! I got maybe 2/3 of them. I should probably brush up on my grammar.
3 German soldiers walked into a BAR.
Thank you! This made my morning.
Two noisy, inebriated bookends walked into a quiet bar and held sway (parenthetically speaking).
Maybe just me, but I quit about halfway thru the list. On the other hand, a horse walked into a bar. Bartender said “hey buddy, why the long face?”
Mas, your friend Steve Denny’s verbiage was impressive; however, I’ve found no dents or other impressions on my brain or outer body!
Most welcome after a fruitless morning at VA. Thank you!
Wish I had had this when I was still teaching English.
This is going out to my writer’s critique group.
My afternoon as well.
Gosh. I thought this was a parody about all the people testifying or asking questiond at the Impeachment hearings.
Lol. After all these years, my masters in English is justified.
You must have a hell of a time getting through TV commercials, eh? 🙂
I don’t know who the worst offenders of the language are — local newscasters or actors in commercials.
its the writers behind them, you know the wuns thet dun bin ta cawlidge…..
its all some antics, anyway.
Yeah, this helped a little after an otherwise lousy day.
You realize that few folk under 20 years age will have the foggiest notion…,,
My wife is a technical writer and she got a kick out of this. Thanks Mas and Steve.
Pretty creative.
Awesome, thanks for the laugh – but as Jo Ann said, it will probably be lost on the young. My grandmother-in-law was a very nice lady who lived to 96, and she was full of malaprops . My favorite was she was always taking out the ‘refuge’
Germany. 1943. Two Nazis walk into a BAR…
Mick,
That’s a good one!
it was a VERY short walk, and from a long ways away.
John Moses would have been glad to know……
You’ll have to dumb the above down a little for this dyslexic, illiterate left-handed Australian 😉
Of cause you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac – stayed up all night wondering if dog was real.
Very funny! I got maybe 2/3 of them. I should probably brush up on my grammar.
3 German soldiers walked into a BAR.
Entertaining. Thanks Mas
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