Irreverent Jokes from Issue #157

My family says I talk in my sleep, but no one at work has ever mentioned it. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter. I...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #98

A young boy goes off to college, but about a third of the way through the semester he has foolishly squandered what money his parents had given him.Then he...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #99

Heavenly Reward   After his death, Osama bin Laden didn't go to heaven, but to a holding area. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #96

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.As the trip...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #97

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!   Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #94

  A lonely female crab was walking down the beach one evening when she noticed a male crab coming toward her—but he was walking straight and not sideways. Impressed by his...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #95

When I got home last night my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive ...So I took her to a gas station.   An English professor wrote...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #92

  The blonde walked out onto the ice with her ice fishing gear and her saw and started to cut a hole in the ice. Suddenly she heard a deep, booming...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #93

  A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well,...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #91

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #89

Did you hear the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.Q. How do...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #90

  11 THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT SAY TO THE COPS 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #88

  A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "You do God's work." The next...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #87

  Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you'd like to see what happened to me last week. I went to the store...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #85

  An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used...

Irreverent Jokes – Issue #86

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made...