Except in their coverage of NPR they left out the classic: “World to end; women and minorities hardest hit.”
(Tip o’ hat and thanks for the laugh to MJR.)
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3 Responses to “How various media would cover the apocalypse”
LOL, yeah, NPR would definitely cover it that way. The funny thing about that outfit is if they were covering an Obama concentration execution they’d tell us that all the guards were formerly unemployed and were very happy in their new jobs. The end of the piece would have a women droning on about how important it is for congress to start more camps to put young black men to work.
Not sure why people are so taken with this “undead zombie” thing. I suspect that the actual murderous mobs of ordinary city dwellers will be more than horrifying enough for anyone in the long run. And of course the only actual asteroid hit will occur whent the dollar gains negative territiroy and people finally lose their false faith in the government to keep them in tea and skittles at someone else’s expense…
Beans and bullets… and some apreciable distance from the entitlement zombies.