Joe Biden confesses: “I’m a moron and a waste of taxpayer dollars!”
Police department investigates itself and declares: “Guilty! We demand to be prosecuted!”
Eric Holder charged in “Operation Gunwalker”; ATF to be disbanded.
Obama orders immediate withdrawal of all U.S. troops from ______________ saying, “They can’t be there unless Congress declares war.”
Feinstein and Schumer admit hypocrisy; dismiss personal bodyguards.
DEA chief’s shocker: “Asset forfeiture without due process is illegal.”
Ben Bernanke fired; replaced by Lew Rockwell.
Supreme Court decrees: “All of the Bill of Rights for all people all the time.”
American people wake up; demand privacy, accountability, immediate abolition of 90% of government — and more lamp posts.
(Subhead: Government schools first on the chopping block)
And of course:
Happy April Fools Day!