- What to do the next time government gives you nutrition advice.
- This is some pretty darned despicable advice, too. But a great attitude if you want to live comfortably in a police state.
- “Daddy, did you save the razorback sucker?” (What you’re not going to hear an Obama daughter (allegedly) say.)
- “It’s time to build the private web.” Tone’s a bit statist. Concept is right on.
- John Mackey of Whole Foods on why intellectuals hate free markets.
- Windows 10 is spyware pure and simple — even when you think you’ve turned off some of its most intrusive features. Here’s another recommendation for Linux Mint that actually makes “going Linux” seem simple. (And that’s because, generally, it is when you choose Mint.)
- Here’s a amazing WWII dog story. And here’s the rest of her life’s tale.
- Snitches may get some well-deserved stitches. But you’re gonna love this snitch anyhow.
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
- I really like this tiny house story (via Shel in comments). These folks aren’t trying to be trendy or green or holier-than-thou. They just know what it’s like to have been economically clobbered and don’t want to be vulnerable again.
- Cops kill an unarmed white kid and the world says ho hum.
- In Montana: another Oath Keepers operation to protect miners against fedgov intrusion.
- ;-) Kickstarter campaign raises billions to wall off the Bay Area during Burning Man. (Via A.G. in comments)
- Islamists hack to death a fourth non-theist blogger in Bangladesh.
- Boy, I’ll bet the fedgov wishes it could do this.
- Indeed, let these crony billionaires and their crony puppets pay their own way. (H/T jb)
- A guy who doesn’t speak French wins the French Scrabble championship. (Given how snobby they’re reputed to be about their precious language, I’ll bet that really ticked off some Parisians.)
- Your awwwww story for the day. And this time it has nothing to do with dogs.
- Seems pot may not warp teenagers’ brains or bodies after all. Now, high school on the other hand …
- Two good ones via Irons in the Fire: 14-year-old girl blows away a popular, agenda-driven distortion of history. And OMG, those pot-munching California cops who raided that dispensary and indulged in its product are now claiming that the video of them chowing down shouldn’t be used in the investigation — because they had an “expectation of privacy” after thinking they’d disabled all the shop’s cameras. (Pigs in more senses than one.)
- There’s been a lot of media yakkety-yak lately about patterns of speech that are supposedly making women sound weak and losing them credibility in the big, hard, tough workplace. Alexandra Petri has an answer to those who want women to change how they talk: “13 Tips on How to Speak While Female.” Or not. :-)
- People share the first and last photos of their pets. Get your hankie ready.
- People. Possessed by computers. We have seen the future and it is weird and icky. (H/T MJR)
- No more Mohammed cartoons, says Charlie Hebdo’s editor. The barbarians are inside the gates.
- A “lite” one from Bovard: “Cops and Donuts Don’t Mix.”
- A Silicon Valley billionaire revives the search for extraterrestrial intelligence.
- Six state governments grow a brain and arm their National Guard members following the Chattanooga jihad attacks.
- You will be shocked, I’m sure, to learn that the Bloombergians are against it. And hey, check out the “do not link” link! Great way to read an article on Bloomberg’s The Trace. Until it fails or Bloomy gets bored and defunds it, that new site is going to have some important articles on it — important not because they’re good but because they’ll look like serious, balanced journalism to those who don’t understand the issues while being covertly filled with codswallop.
- Also lite: the good news about that quake that’s going to destroy the Northwest. :-)
Over at The Zelman Partisans, we’re having a little contest to help us design the next item for our store. And we’d like you to submit your favorite really dumb anti-gun quote.
The top five quotes will be printed on the rings of a target and the people who suggested them will get free packets of targets as soon as they’re ready.
Go. And have fun.
(Post your suggestions at TZP, please. Not here. Quotes posted here at BHM will not count.)
- Okay, these small houses may not be “tiny” in Tumbleweed terms. But boy, I’d take any of ’em in a heartbeat.
- What a diaper-wetting crybaby. Using the government to ease his hurt feelings, of course.
- Upon his 85th birthday, Thomas Sowell looks back on the uneducated people who helped raise him above his roots.
- People who radically change their spending habits via radical rethinking. They’re inspiring. Entertaining. Great examples. But how come they always seem to be young urban dwellers without, you know, gigantic house remodel projects going on? Or six kids to feed? Don’t get me wrong; giving up a daily Starbucks or buying fewer cosmetics can be a big thing to a yuppie & it’s a great mind change. But the rest of us …
- Jim Bovard … theater critic??? (And critic of DC’s empty culture.)
- For those of a certain generation: the story behind Janis Joplin’s “Mercedes Benz.”
For those who need a Joplinesque reminder:
And a bonus, from Reason TV, the TSA’s 12 signs you’re a terrorist:
- Oh, so very much boo-hoo-hoo. Former Russian spy (and crook) claims he got screwed by the dishonorable FBI after he defected.
- “Passive Congress, Communist President, Active Supremes.” So what else is new?
- Exactly my opinion of nature.
- ICANN and Hollywood are joining forces to try to end domain privacy.
- And via Brad at WendyMcElroy.com comes word that Google is now trying to out-NSA the NSA by secretly planting listening devices on our computers via its Chrome browser (and even the open source Chromium version).
- You, too, can build your own drone. In under 30 minutes, so they say.
Until recently, I believed Joel was the only one among us who intended to betray the revolution and become dictator for life.*
However, it now appears that others harbor this
secret not-so-secret ambition. Just this week (while addressing the hotly subversive topic of pink plastic flamingos**), Commentariat member A.G. weighed in, dubiously claiming benevolent intentions, followed by Dana, who announced a more comprehensive agenda to open his term as dictator for life.***
That got me wondering. How many more intend to betray the revolution and become DfL? Good heavens, it’s possible the field is as crowded**** as the Republican and Democrat presidential races.
freedom fun question for the day is: What will you do on your first day as dictator for life?
Strictly for laughs, okay? I realize the temptation to find a certain “conservative” Supreme Court justice and give him a fair but extremely brief trial before … ahem … may be tempting once one holds the dictator seat. But let’s keep it light today.
Go for it.
* In the extremely unlikely chance that such an opportunity should arise.
** Let our NSA overlords anxiously ponder the significance of that one.
*** Presumably very short life, just before being liquidated by the usual mob of deviously plotting henchpersons.
**** Though surely not as loathsome, scurvy, and scrofulous
- How will we ever survive without our precious national raisin reserve?
- And from the same government that confiscates farmers’ raisins, we now have the mad attempt to force rich suburbs to accommodate poor minorities. Your neighborhood is racist if it doesn’t comply.
- No wonder more states are quietly rebelling against the federal control of all things. Here’s one more small rebellion. (H/T L.A.)
- How one criminal with an obsession discovered and revealed the obnoxious, illegal Stingray program. (Yes, “they” really were “beaming rays” into his house.)
- “Same sex marriage, Tolerance, MYOB, Get Off My Lawn & the Constitution.”
- Seventeen years ago, a hacker collective tried to warn us. Nobody listened.
- Even those guys probably couldn’t have predicted the NSA targeting our anti-virus software.
- Oh well. Have some funny dog fails.
- Yes, Schadenfreude is so ignoble. But: Former N.J. police chief gets a SWAT visit. Over a “personnel issue.” (H/T DB)
- And since David Codrea doesn’t seem to be doing them at the moment: here’s another “only one” for ya. Tragic one. Who hires creeps like this? Oh, any old PD looking for a good intimidator.
- Geronimo: birth of a resolute leader.
- Paul Bonneau finds a use for the U.S. Constitution after all.
- Oh, Texas! You are making some interesting moves. Yes, you are.
- Why is the media ignoring a “cyber Pearl Harbor”?
- The disposable life of a confidential informant.
- Only Kevin D. Williamson and P.J. O’Rourke got it right about The Donald’s presidential announcement.
Yes, BHM was down
You may have noticed that BHM had problems yesterday. These were due to a major site overhaul and server move that should eventually produce good results (especially for mobile users).
But the upgrade was handled … um, gracelessly. We bloggers were caught by surprise (I was in the middle of posting at the moment things went unexpectedly haywire) and at least one reader reported getting a message that the site downage was due to a February 2010 upgrade. I gather there are still a few improvements to come, but things should be calmer today.