issue 147 – humor – jokes

The Irreverent Joke Page

From Issue #147


This is a good example of true friendship:

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas, and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?”

“Because he’s thinking about getting married.”

On a bitterly cold winter’s morning a husband and his blonde wife in the North Hills of Pittsburgh were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so snow plows can get through.”

So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

A week later while they were eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through.”

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast when the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park …”

Then the power went off.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?”

Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied, “Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time?”

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