The preacher Obama chose to give the benediction at his 2009 inaugural says that all white people are going to hell.
Well, this comes as a relief. I’ve long figured that, if Christians are right, I’m headed for some boiling vat of something unpleasant. But there was always that teeny chance I might get saved if I could only find the right line to toe. But nope. Now I can just go on being my ornery, skeptical self, doomed no matter what I do.
Seriously (and I have to say seriously because certain people don’t have a sense of humor about these things) … the highly unreverable Reverend Joseph Lowery is a freaking bigoted moron and though I have no love for Mitt Romney, I wonder what kind of bizarre hidden agenda the Big O has that he would chose such a man to “benedict” his presidency?