Get it while it’s still legal!
Saturday, January 19th, 2013Deadly tactical assault rock — now in even more deadly black!
From the famous CroMagnum Arms International.
Oh. Wait. The auction’s over. And that might have been your last chance. Oh no. Whatever will we do?
(H/T A.G. and be sure to scroll down to the Q&A and click to read more; there are four pages of “deadly serious” questions.)














January 19th, 2013
When I was a kid, long before “tactical” was cool, it was common for farmers to shoot at trespassers with salt rock.
January 19th, 2013
Hmmm, guess I’m in real trouble. I’ve got five acres of rocks…
[grin]
January 19th, 2013
ML,
Well, at least you don’t have to worry about the ammo supply. ; )
January 19th, 2013
As a reloader, I can tell you that you get better performance if you make your own rocks.
January 19th, 2013
rocks don’t kill people
crazy people that live in glass houses that throw rocks do …
(yep, that’d be you Sen. Feinstein)
January 19th, 2013
Don’t miss the Q&A, it’s hilarious.
January 19th, 2013
LOL, the questions/answers were the best part…..
January 20th, 2013
This is true, Jim. I just have to figure out a better delivery device than my arm. I throw like a girl. LOL
January 20th, 2013
Slingshots work, ML. Or a small catapult.
January 20th, 2013
There was a guy at the gun show yesterday with a bunch of semi-automatic rocks on his table…
January 20th, 2013
The winning bid was $71.00. Really?
January 20th, 2013
Really. The fine print said it would be donated to NRA-ILA.
January 20th, 2013
How did this get around ebay’s no weapons policy?
January 20th, 2013
I have a bunch of rocks for sale, and they’re all camouflaged.
January 21st, 2013
I know a guy who knows a guy who can get genuine Texas Tactical Assault Rocks.
I only get a very small commission for any referrals.
They are available in Natural Texas Caliche Finish, milcam, Native Mesquite, Prickly Pear Green and Tacticool Black.
They are available in numerous calipers and various grain weights.
Email for specifics.
These are Not Toys so Stay Safe,
gooch
January 22nd, 2013
I’ve got piles and piles of limestone assault rocks of various sizes. I found them while digging the hole for my foundation. It seems someone buried theirs in a nice, flat layer, 18″ below the ground. Wonder if they were hiding them from the “ugly rock ban”?
January 22nd, 2013
I have nearly 3 miles of military grade assault rocks, currently cleverly disguised as dry stone wall. Best Welsh limestone, nothing damages it, bury it for 100 years , dig it up and my assault rocks will still work perfectly. These aren’t just strong they’re hard as rock! Order now before export banned by nanny British government( please note will still export to lunatic middle east regimes regardless) and banned by presidential decree! Discount on large order, will supply law enforcement, large capacity magazines available ( dumpster)!